This is all Brightdreamer's fault. An invitation to ask a stupid question leads me to ask this:
Stupid?
Stupid?
How many calories does a paper towel have?
Also, is it a vegetable or a starch?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I mean, really, has anyone ever actually needed an answer to this question?
Cellulose is linked glucose, which has a heat of combustion of 2560 kJ per mole, or 180 g.
My kitchen scale wouldn't give me a proper weight for one paper towel, but the weight of an entire paper towel roll was 189 g. Minus 15 g for the cardboard tube all paper towel sheets combined weigh 174 g. According to the packaging there are 102 sheets on the roll, so 1.71 g per sheet.
So one paper towel would have 24.32 kJ or 5.79 kilocalories.
If you meet a wombat in combat, who would win? And why would one combat a wombat anyway?
except that humans don't have any enzymes to digest cellulose so it may as well have zero calories.
If you're a ruminant, well you don't have the enzymes either but your gut flora and multiple stomachs make up for that.
So the answer depends on what kind of animal you are.
Could I get cat embryos implanted and give birth to a litter of kittens? I have to know because I want to be my cats' mother and I also want to be on TV.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?