The Boy Stuff Thread.

jjdebenedictis said:

If I promise to scratch my nethers and fart a lot, can I hang out here and talk about modeling programs and 3D printers? Like, we just got a 3D printer at work and I'm soooper excited but I can't think what I want to make.

Lack of manly y-chromosomes notwithstanding, I've never been one for nail polish. I always get annoyed and start picking it off within a half-day.

PS - I've only ever used glitter on my Rubik's cube, I swear.

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Me too. I mostly hang out with Sailors, who may as well be frat boys. I belong here. *belches*

Also, Cella...while you're over there, could you turn up the heat in the turkish bath and put on a movie about gladiators?

*mops up all the small mammals*

There! Better already!

They're not scarves; they're kerchiefs.

Chase, driving his rig: Hold my beer, Haggis, an' watch this.

quickWit said:

haggis, you do realize your dude thread is fairly festooned with chicks, don't you?

well done, buddy!
*high fives haggis*

*strips to sequin unitard*
*twerks for the femmes*

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Why am I not surprised that the bunny is here?

*sprays air freshener*

Ah. Now that's better.

thethinker42 said:

Why am I not surprised that the bunny is here?

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speaking of jerky...

Hiya 42!

quickWit said:

speaking of jerky...

Hiya 42!

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Oh, how I've missed your gentlemanliness*, Quicky.

* It's a word. Shut up.

I get that a lot.

*scratches*
*sniffs fingers*

I fart alot.

Haggis said:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Money spent on cologne is wasted. There's nothing women love more than the smell of a profusely sweating man.

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Pity you're a chihuahua, hey?

this thread is missing scotch

and cigars

and possibly pipes.

But mostly scotch.

And deer antlers.

Greetings fellow deuterostomes of XY-chromosomality

I am an unambiguously human male too

I enjoy the recreational metabolism of methyl, ethyl, and propyl alcohols

I have a garden shed
where the Mechanism is stored until the time of awakening

I like to build things
to signal the Ancient Ones

I wear scarves
to hide the reticulations

Sports and gymwork improve the texture immensely


All man-cattle are invited to my unremarkable barbecue ritual where you will be adequately fed

Bloo said:

this thread is missing scotch

and cigars

and possibly pipes.

But mostly scotch.

And deer antlers.

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I have a pipe

Steak and potatoes?

Albedo said:

I enjoy the recreational metabolism of methyl, ethyl, and propyl alcohols

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Recreational metabolism of methanol? GODSPEED, MAN!

Haggis said:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Money spent on cologne is wasted. There's nothing women love more than the smell of a profusely sweating man.

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ditto for deodorant
can't stand that stuff

Amadan said:

Tell them to make us sandwiches.

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Once and for all, I'm not making you any damn sandwiches.

CassandraW said:

Once and for all, I'm not making you any damn sandwiches.

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I will. If he's not fussy about the filling...


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*makes fart noises with her armpit*