Where did William go?
Looks like he’s disappeared,
Perhaps he’s on a desert island
Growing a long beard.
Perhaps he has a cold,
Perhaps he has the flu
With stomach pain and aches and chills
Along with each a-choo.
Perhaps he had a heated fight
With someone on this board,
From talking politics
Or else religion and The Lord.
Or maybe he is working
On some new poetry,
In order to inspire us—
Quite talented is he.
Whatever he is doing,
We miss his little face,
He makes this poetry haven
A cooler, better place.
Looks like he’s disappeared,
Perhaps he’s on a desert island
Growing a long beard.
Perhaps he has a cold,
Perhaps he has the flu
With stomach pain and aches and chills
Along with each a-choo.
Perhaps he had a heated fight
With someone on this board,
From talking politics
Or else religion and The Lord.
Or maybe he is working
On some new poetry,
In order to inspire us—
Quite talented is he.
Whatever he is doing,
We miss his little face,
He makes this poetry haven
A cooler, better place.