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Granted. Your possessions have all been given to the poor, and your house is absolutely spotless.

I wish I could have as many carbs as I want.
 

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Granted. Your possessions have all been given to the poor, and your house is absolutely spotless.

I wish I could have as many carbs as I want.

Lol but I don't think even the poor would want my possessions.
 

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I wish I could have as many carbs as I want.

Granted. Your metabolism is so fast that you have to spend every second of every day eating or else you'll collapse.

I wish I could instantly learn any language.
 

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Granted, but now you are Vida Paradox.

Wish that little black cloud would stop following me around.
 

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Granted, but now you are Vida Paradox.

Wish that little black cloud would stop following me around.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?! Then what am I?!?!

Granted, but now your black cloud just turned into the god of lightning that will destroy everything you love!!!

(Too much?)

I wish somebody would undo BradCarsten's wish.

Please.
 

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Granted, now you are you and not Brad but now you actually have a sense of humor.

I wish I lived at the north pole.
 

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Granted. I teleported you there naked and you froze to death.

I wish I could predict the future so I can stop you from tainting my wish
 

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Granted, but I'm outta here, the people on this thread are way too mean.

I wish these people would take themselves less seriously, this world is already too crazy.
 

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Granted, everyone turns into a clown. Now you're terrified of clowns.

I wish my kids loved to clean.
 

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granted. now your kids all have OCD and you have to pay out of pocket for psychologist and prescription medications.

I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger
 

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now your past self knows about the future and they can never be surprised. I wish for a glass of water or two. (No, really that's what I want right now because I'm stuck at my little sister's piano class dying of thirst. :cry: )

Ugh twenty more minutes :(
 
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Granted, but it's all the water you'll ever get for the rest of your life.

I wish for more wishes.
 

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Granted. but you didn't specify who gets those wishes. your great great great granddaughter will have a very easy life.

I wish for a polite genie that'll grant all the wishes I want without tainting them.
 

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Granted. His name is Mike. He lives in a brass urn that I've dropped somewhere in the ocean. Have fun.

I wish I could slow down time and bring it back to normal speed again whenever I like.
 

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Granted, but it'll eventually break and you'll never know when.

I wish I could live the life of a poet.
 

CDSinex

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Granted. You now work the mid-day shift at the Starbucks in the local mall (at least until sales of your recently self-published chapbook take off.)

I wish I hadn't sold the '55 Chevy I drove in high school.
 

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Granted, but there's a nefarious individual with your password that uses it's resources to host a plethora of questionable websites.....

I wish for omnipotence.
 

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Granted. You can do anything you want. However, for anything you do, a disaster must occur. Just don't bring back the dead.
 

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granted, but that was the one time that the universe was actually going to grant that wish to you.

I wish I knew every word in existence.
 

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Granted, but now you're hung up on 'Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' and won't stop using it in conversation.

I wish I could get over my cold.