Granted. You are transported into an alternate reality where all apocalyptic scenarios are a reality: zombie invasion, deadly virus outbreak, world war three, alien invasion, you name it. There's even a big asteroid coming up your way as an added bonus. Enjoy your stay.
I wish for the whole world to go mad... what are you saying it's already going mad?
Granted, Goober and Gomer follow in season 5 and chase away the girls. The producers rename the show to The Odd Threesome and focus on antique car repairs. Its canceled soon after.
I wish my lawn would stay emerald green all year long rather than turn brown in the heat of the summer and the cold of the winter.
Granted. She knows how, but she is distracted today and simply puts a bowl on your head and cuts around it. You look like Moe Howard of the Three Stooges.
I wish I had a 1959 Cadillac, with those huge tail fins.
Granted: The Genie convinces an acquaintance of yours to sell you his 1959 Cadillac. He sells it for a very reasonable price. After you pay him, and sign all of the papers, he says, “Oh, I forgot to mention that it’s in the police impound lot because of unpaid parking tickets.”
Granted. It is now December but the earth's axis suddenly shifts, switching the seasons to opposite times of year. December is now the hottest month in the year.
Granted. You are filled with energy and bound around irritating everyone with your constant chattering and giggling and eccentric dancing until they all put you on their "ignore" list, permanently.
I wish I lived in a beautiful green forest, where I could learn the languages of all the animals and make friends with them and never have problems again.
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