Hounding from the Depths of Perdition

slcboston said:

So you only need to put up with it another decade?

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Trying to decide whether you are implying something about my parents dying off or me being an eighty year old woman.

Or option C which I have yet to decipher.

I would never comment about someones parents.

I see. *waves my cane at the whippersnapper*

I don't have a reason to wake up tomorrow, why in the hell would I want to live into my 90's? I shudder at the thought.

I plan on going out with cheesecake in my belly and a Mt. Dew in my hand. As Ron White said about a plane crash, "hit somethin' hard! I don't wanna limp away from this SOB!"

I realize how morbid that sounds, but I really don't want to linger. I've seen enough of that with my family. Some folks grow old well but I know that ain't gonna be me.

Dammit, Ted, now all I can hear is "tater salad"

On the other hand, I plan to live forever.



Science and/or sorcery, either way.

His airplane story was one of the funniest bits I've ever heard from any comedian.

When he looks over at a guy freaking out and says, "Apparently, he had a lot to live for," I just lost it.

Yeah, he has a pretty darn good act. Hmm. Toss up between him, Alonzo Boden, Gabriel Iglesias, or Frank Caliendo as my favorite acts seen in person.

I saw Sam Kinnison just before he died. Paulie Shore opened for him and he was terrible. Really. Worst attempt at comedy ever.

And I'd like some nachos, please. With a Coke.

Can it, buddy.

I guess you're not getting a tip tonight. Oh well.

Got another rejection back last night. Heavy sigh. Oh well. On the brighter side, this one did say, "But send me more stuff!" so that's good, right? Need to find something else to polish up. The one I've been revising could probably work... Also I've been dusting off some of my short fiction to see if it's up to scratch for any magazines looking for stuff. A couple of them look pretty good. They're pretty gross, too. My shorter stuff tends to be nastier than the longer. No idea why.

Anyways, HI HOUNDS! Haven't really been in here in a while. How's things?

Sorry about the R.

I'm ok. Just logging into work. It's a Monday.

TedTheewen said:

His airplane story was one of the funniest bits I've ever heard from any comedian.

When he looks over at a guy freaking out and says, "Apparently, he had a lot to live for," I just lost it.

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"Hey, man! If one of these engines fails, how far will the other one take us??"

"All the way to the scene of the crash. I bet we beat the paramedics there by half an hour. We're haulin' ass."

Hounds, I'm starting a band. We are going to be called The Forensic Dentists. Our first album will be called Dental Record.


^^ Get it?

And the first song will be "The Teeth Don't Lie" (played to the tune of the Shakira hit, "Hips Don't Lie." Obviously.)

Soapy, what have you been drinking?

It's called, soapy is currently going crazy waiting to hear about something something later this week. Or maybe I'm projecting.

tiddlywinks said:

It's called, soapy is currently going crazy waiting to hear about something something later this week. Or maybe I'm projecting.

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It's called that.

Well, good luck.

I wonder if that comes in strawberry flavor...

SaraP said:

I wonder if that comes in strawberry flavor...

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I only ever get it in chocolate.

Hey, chocolate works!

Everybody loves chocolate!

The Big Kidlet actually knew a girl in school who didn't like chocolate. She was weird. Weirder than you can imagine, even. Because she also didn't like pizza.

SaraP said:

I wonder if that comes in strawberry flavor...

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Strawberries are delicious.



Strawberry flavor is often an abomination.