The Forum Ban Game (Volume IV)

^ Banned without any witty comment, 'cos it's too early in the morning and I'm feeling lazy, 'cos it's 1.5 days away from the CNY holiday.

No worries, Snitch. We all get like that at times.^Hands Snitch a Get Out of Ban Free card.

^ Unbans Nathan, 'cos Get Out of Ban Free Card. Thank-ee!

Bans because it's not an unbanning thread.

^Gives Evelyn a complimentary coffee and donut. *Coffee's a bit cold, but the donut is excellent.*

^Banned for giving away my donuts.

*puts arms and tentacles back in straight jacket to appear still properly restrained.

*Tentacles would go perfectly with my shark fin soup.*^Bans tentacles to separate them from jb's body.

^Bans for cryptocarnivorous tendencies.

*That's not even a word!*^Banned for this link. That's right. That's what google thinks of your word.

^Banned for flagrant use of the word cryptocarnivorous

*secretly jealous of the use of it*

^Banned for not looking it up. It's obvious no one consulted the 97th edition of the New Arkham American Dictionary (©2016 Miskatonic University, Arkham, MA) in which cryptocarnivorous does indeed appear. To wit: cryp·to·car·niv·o·rous adj. 1. Belonging or pertaining to the order Cryptocarnivora 2. Eating the flesh of cryptids. [New Latin, from Greek kruptos, hidden, from kruptein, to hide + Latin carnivorus, flesh-eating.]

Hmmph.

^ Banned for getting making me think of the song Cryptorchid. Now I have to listen to Marilyn Manson.

^^On no you didn't just porvort the thread with your conflations - define these weird words. I ain't even looking it up. Even it is real - it ain't. Banned!

^And banned for Cryptorchid. (some weird flower, right?)

^Banned for undue righteous indignation.

But, ok, maybe. *grumbles to self* I'm supposed to do something. What was it? Sorry, I lost my train of thought. Oh, yeah! ... No, that ain't it! *Walks off grumbling.*

(^Perhaps it was, "go chase those durn kids off my lawn"?)

If it wasn't for those darn kids, I woulda gotten away with it. *Pulls off Marissa's mask and reveals Cthulhu*^Banned for Cthulhu!

^Banned for snagging one of my tentacles in an eyehole of my mask as he snatches it from my face.
And it's Ms. Cthulhu to you, buster.

^ Banned for impersonating an outer god.

That's my schtick!

^Banned for bringing a razor to a crypto creature fight.

^Banned for inserting a William of Ockham reference into this thread.

^ Banned for mentioning that name.

^Banned for not mentioning it as the perfect name for a slasher band

^Banned for band banning.

^Banned for talking through your hat. Not that I mind a good plate of Cheezmeh.