The Forum Ban Game (Volume IV)

^Banned for cyberstalking me and my efforts to promote my books.

^ Banned for not mentioning promotion channels.

^ banned for mentioning unmentionables.

Bans Just for unmentioning mentionables.

^Unbanned for being a classical music junkie.

^ Banned for being a Band

^Banned for being afraid of homophones.

^Banned for assuming I'm Homophonophobic.

^ Banned just 'cos.

^Banned for frivolophonics

^Banned for being against frivolities

^ Banned frivolously.

^bans snitch on Facebook..

^ Bans Facebook from polite society.

^ Bans self for calling us "Polite Society" (forgot where I was for a moment)

^Unbans Justo, kicks him to the Loony Bin, and fits him with our latest jacket with the extry long arms - for flaunting the rulez. Should know that The double post followed by a self ban ... blah blah blah ... whilst jugging kittens ... blah blah ... ( never could read fine print ) expressly forbidden. Should take him a while to find his way back - or at least until he finds his keyboard.

Banned for a very adorable avatar. (It's too much to handle) I love animals, especially dogs.

^Banned for encouraging Mr. Brazil in his attempts to thwart justice by means of cute puppies.

^Banned for training naughty tortoises to hurl insults at annoying door-to-door evangelists. "I have no idea where they learned that phrase!"

^ Banned for encouraging cute animals to throw things.

^Banned for being one of the cute animals.



<--Bans self as well.

^ Banned for double banning, even if one of them was himself.

^ Banned for not knowing it was a triple ban. Cuz of my whole split personality thang.

^ Banned for exposing the secret multi ban option.

^Banned for not knowing about the secret banning tool.