The Forum Ban Game (Volume IV)

^Banned for Cheezmeh. It's not even real Cheeze.

^ Banned for stating Cheeze is real. Only cheese is real.

^Banned for moon cheese. No. Not the one up in the sky.

^ Banned for confusing moon cheese with munchies.

^Banned for bogarting the munchies.

*inhales deeply*

*holds it*

*holds it*

*hooooolds it*

*coughs*

^Banned for partaking and not sharing.

*passes it around*

^banned for impatience

^Reaches for unban button, grabs a bag of Doritos instead.

^Banned for forgetting to mix in the Twinkies.

*giggles*

^ Banned for eating Twinkies while in the form of an Elder God. One should have standards, after all.

^Banned for this:


Sad Cthulhu wanted a twinkie.

^Banned for not knowing that stealth Twinkies taste even better.

^ Banned for turning stealth Twinkies visibly invisible.

^Banned for bending the rules about bending light

^Banned for being the avatar of the eternal icy darkness of the ultimate void. Or something.

^Yes! Or something, my favorite snack. We are still snacking, right? *Presses the ban button multiple times.* Sorry, Marissa. Must be something in these Twinkies that's got me overly excited.

*perks up a tentacle at the sound of the ban button being pressed multiple times*

^Banned for multi-banning.

^Multi banned for not multi tasking

^Banned for using the ban button on annoying pedestrians, which apparently marks them for extraction. I’m not sure what exactly ‘extraction’ means, but I saw one of your victims with a dart sticking out of his neck, being picked up in a black panel van.

^ Banned for driving said van.

^Vanned for banning

^Unvanned.

^ banned for taking me out of the van.


There really was candy in the van!

^ banned for not sharing the Candy Van.

^ Banned for not brushing his teeth after exiting the Candy Van