*Strolls by the throne room. Spots the crown and sceptre on the stop step of dias*
*Shuffles closer. Looks furtively around. "Oh what the hell!" Picks up the crown, stuffs it on my head, twirls the sceptre and sits down on the throne.*
Hail loyal subjects!
I thank my predecessor, the Muse-blessed Bard and Prince Daniel. History proclaims that a stupendous monarch is oft followed by a dud. We'll see how that goes.
I shall aspire to spend as much time in the Castle as a I can and be as lively as I can. Having said that, royal business requires that I deal with an issue on the border of our realm. Apparently, these guys are spoiling to renegotiate earlier treaties.
Elsewhere on our lands, a new threat emerges:
Would anyone care to volunteer for the role ambassador? Your King adheres to rule by mercy and negotiation rather than taking rescourse to blade, if that can be avoided.
For those among the Royals who write fantasy, I was wondering whether you might find this music conducive to inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWtfo9kuRTU&t=341s
I have been informed that today is Memorial Day in a small patch of the ARoRL. I hope those who celebrate it commemorate the day as they see fit.