Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume IV)

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Greetings, Royals All!

<-- Sir Blue Eyes doth pledge loyalty to the king of this realm. (Or does he?)
I'd wait to see if said king shows up. ;)

Welcome to the Castle, Sir RNJ. Have you ever served as monarch? I don't know that I got to 2011 in the histories when I was compiling the tombs.

I have sent word to the staff to prepare a suite of rooms for you. I do hope you will stay and enjoy the Castle's hospitality. :)
 

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Of course you're not a monarch at this moment. I just wondered if you had ever served in that capacity or not.

I would love to know where the current monarch is at. I'm thinking of making Prince Sayin' Quota wear the crown until he produces the king.

Sir RNJ, what type of writing do you practice? I am going to go explore in a moment, but would love to hear what you enjoy, if you care to share with the court. :)
 

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Good evening, Royals!

The weather has been terrible. We had a huge storm last night. Many places were flooded. And we're supposed to get more rain tonight. I'm trying my best. That's about all I can do. As for vacation, it starts in two weeks.

On a brighter note, my mom won $1,000 this evening at the church festival dinner. She also won a basket of baking supplies. The boyfriend won a wine basket and a $50 Amazon gift card. I won $50. So much winning!
 

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Oh dear!

The peasants demand to see the king!

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This does not bode well.

Greetings Royals.

We may have to blockade the castle and wait until things settle down. Luckily, there is entertainment:

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Hail Sir (possible Prince) RNJ

Enjoy your rooms, but pat down your pockets in case our Royal Thief makes her appearance again.

Bard Daniel
I am preparing smoke granades and tear gas as a precaution against the mob. Producing the tear gas is proving something of a trial. *feeds special pellets to the miniature swamp dragon*

Princess V
Congratulations on your family's streak of good fortunte. May it soon translate into fine weather.

Grand Duchess
It seems Prince Sayin is enjoying the cavernous kitchens at present. How is the weather in your corner of the realm? Still rainy.


Dear Royals
I bid you all an inspiringly stimulating Friday.
 

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Dear Royals
I bid you all an inspiringly stimulating Friday.
I can go for that. :greenie

Happy Friday dear Royals. (And, king. Wherever you are.)


Enjoy your rooms, but pat down your pockets in case our Royal Thief makes her appearance again.
I wonder where our dear thief is at, Prince Welcheren? I hope she hasn't ran afoul of another country's laws and wound up in some prison somewhere.

Bard Daniel
I am preparing smoke granades and tear gas as a precaution against the mob. Producing the tear gas is proving something of a trial. *feeds special pellets to the miniature swamp dragon*
You could just hand their weekly checks to them. I'm sure that's all they are waiting for.

As far as the tear gas, we have a prince that naturally produces it in copious amounts. Perhaps you should ask him if you have need. ;)

Lastly, the peasants are under my protection. Have been since I first came to the Realm. I suggest no one throws smoke bombs or tear gas at them or otherwise harms them in any way. My wrath is legendary.

Princess V
Congratulations on your family's streak of good fortunte. May it soon translate into fine weather.
Yes. There are times when the rain becomes too much. Many parts of Texas are flooded. Luckily where I am it is just pleasantly wet.

Princess LadyV, congrats on the winnings and I hope your vacation is all you wish it to be. May the weather turn sunny so you can finish your jobs without headaches. :)

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It seems Prince Sayin is enjoying the cavernous kitchens at present. How is the weather in your corner of the realm? Still rainy.
Well, the morning is cloudy at the moment. But the forecast is for partly sunny skies today. I'm sure some in the area will be happy to see the sun again. I should be happy to see the sun again since we have toad stools growing in the yard. :tongue
 
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Dear Lady Ambrosia, thou art a grand Duchess indeed, the peasant Protectorate.

No, my Lady, I have never been a monarch. I have been a simple knight riding through the wastelands searching -- just searching. My thanks for the wonderful hospitality.

My quill and ink produces a range from dark romance to post-apocalyptic.
 

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Sir RNJ, we have a prince who has chosen the knight life to love--Prince Sir Brad. Perhaps he's got to boogie on the disco round. ;) I think you would do well to become a prince, even if you choose to boogie, too. One does that by becoming king. Speaking of which, I must go find the current missing one. Surely someone has seen him somewhere.

Btw, it is an interesting mix of genres you have going there. I write fantasy and poetry. :)
 

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Greetings to the fair Knight RNJ! How dost the winds blow for thee?

Hail Lost King!

A shout out to the exquisite royals! :hi:
 

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After a long and grueling journey scouring the Realm for signs of the king, Duchess Ambrosia rode her horse into the courtyard of a downtrodden inn. It was the only place she had come across in the last 20 miles and it looked a whole lot better than the previous inn she had considered--and dismissed when vermin ran out from a hole under the wall of the great room. Night would be falling soon and she had no desire to spend another night sleeping on the ground. Dismounting, she threw the reins to the stable lad and tossed him a coin to ensure her horse would be well treated. She grabbed her satchel from the saddle, and headed inside. Taking a moment to let her eyes adjust to the dimness, she blinked a few times until her vision cleared. Then she spotted the barkeep and headed to the bar.

"Have you seen anyone around these parts who resembles this portrait?" she asked, pulling the parchment from her bag and sliding the picture across the bar. Sitting down on the stool opposite the barkeep, she waited.

He glanced at her, then down at the picture. "Nope. Can't say as I have. Want anything I actually can provide?"

Ambrosia glanced up at the barrels of spirits stacked behind the man. All she saw was ale. Sighing under her breath, she asked, "Is this the entirety of your offering?"

"Yep. 'Tis what we drink around these parts. Nothin' fancy like a lady like you'd be used to."

Inwardly she laughed. She knew her white leathers were grey from the grime of traveling. She could feel the powder of dust on her face. Though she couldn't see her hair, she knew it must be a fright. She knew she couldn't look less like a lady than she did at this moment. "How much for a glass and a room for the night?" At that moment Ambrosia's stomach rumbled and she pursed her lips. She could eat the hardtack another night, but it wouldn't be her choice if she could help it. "Do you serve food here, too?"

"We do. Nothin' fancy, mind. Missus makes a thick stew with hearty bread on the side. I believe tonight's stew is lamb."

"That will do. How much?"

"One tree for the ale, 5 trees for the food, and 20 trees for the room."

Ambrosia poured some coins out of her purse into her hand. Mixed amongst the trees was a silver round. She felt the barkeep's gaze and looked up at him.

He gestured to her coins. "Make it a silver and I'll throw in a hot tub of water delivered to your room. A lady like you probably would enjoy washing off the road a bit."

"Wouldn't anyone?"

"Most just go back to the crick and take a dunk. Saves them some coin. Nice lady like you, though, it wouldn't do to be out alone taking a dunk in the stream."

"Shady types hanging around?"

The barkeep didn't answer, just motioned with his eyes to the great room. Casually, Ambrosia looked around the inn. The great room was filled with tables, most had a few people at them. She thought it would fill up as the night progressed since it was the only place for miles around. At one of the tables a group of nine men intently watched her. She didn't let her eyes settle on them as she didn't want them to know she noticed them. No need to start something if she could avoid it. She noted their clothes were leathers with reinforcement and padding. Swords and knives were prominently displayed, the sheaths utilitarian. From their clothing, their postures in their chairs, and the way they watched the room, she could tell these were not ordinary men and not locals. No. Not farmers or trappers. Perhaps retired soldiers. Or perhaps bandits. Whatever they were, they were worth keeping a close eye on for trouble.

Ambrosia turned back to the barkeep and slid the silver into his hand. "You might want to keep your wife in her room tonight away from their sight. It might be safer."

The barkeep scowled as he picked up a glass and began wiping it with a towel. "I'm more concerned 'bout you. The boys and I'll take care of Mary and keep her safe. You, on the other hand, will have to fend for yerself. If trouble breaks out I'll do what I can, but I can't cover everywhere."

The barkeep's eyes widened as Ambrosia's look turned ferocious
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"I'll deal with any problems if they come my way, barkeep. Just keep your people safe. I can handle myself." Ambrosia reached across the bar and took the empty glass from the barkeep's hands, nodded to him, and rose from the stool. "Which room?"

He frowned, then reached below the bar and produced a key. "Number 2. It's next door to my rooms, in case there's a need in the middle of the night. I'll get my boys to bring a tub right up. Do you want your dinner brought to your room?"

"Thank you. It may be wise."

The barkeep nodded and handed her the key.
 
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Dark clouds boil over the distant mountains, obscuring most of the sun.

The Alchemist was steaming. Metaphorically this time. Of course he understood that the Grand Duchess had the right to venture off alone. "Heavens forbid any slight to her independence. And yes I know it's a worthy quest," he snapped at the ferret, perched on a high shelf, eyes gleaming with preternatural intelligence. "Don't look at me like that. She could have asked for help." The ferret scratched itself. "She did ask. That's true. Damn us all."

A raven suddenly landed on the open window with noises like nails scraping on bone as its claws took purchase on the stone.
The Alchemist rushed over and bent down to the raven's twitching head.
"Well that's good news at least. She'll be out of the weather for a night." The raven cocked it's head. "Oh dear. Well it would be their own fault if they end up with broken bones."
The Alchemist did not laugh at his own weak jest. Instead he straightened and pondered an uncomfortable question. What would the Duchess decree? Would she appreciate help, or have him search elsewhere for the missing king.
"Dithering will be the end of us all... but there's only one way to get there fast enough... and even then I might be late... by days."
The ferret and the raven exchanged looks.
"I'm not afraid. Well I am, but so would you be. Anyway I know what must be done and I will do it."
Walking slowly, he reached for a battered bronze chest. From it's depths, the Alchemist lifted a column of dust that, upon further inspection, revealed itself to be a carpet.
"You promised to fly one more time if I really needed you," the Alchemist spoke to the fabric in whispers. "That once is now. Try to kill me again and the dragon will have you."
 
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Sayin Quota stands in front of the stone stove, pan in hand as he angrily flips the steak inside. Back, forward, up, down, back, forward, up, down. The post had come that day, and not a single word from the to-be king since the original acceptance letter. He sets down the pan on the stove, and turns around to begin chopping an onion.
"I guess it's time to find another candidate." he whispers under his breath, rushing through the onions, then the mushrooms, and throwing them on the pan. He only lets them cook for a few moments before flipping the pan over, dumping the contents onto a china plate, and quickly carrying all the plates up to the dining hall. He leaves the plates on the table, shouts that dinner has been served, and sprints out of the castle.
Upon arriving at the stable, he doffs his armor, hanging it on a coat hook, and leaps onto a grey horse. Grabbing onto the reins, he leans forward, and the horse leaps over the fence, landing on the other side.
"I'm off to find a newcomer to this land." reads each napkin upon the set table.
 

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Good morning, dear Royals. I trust everyone had a pleasant Friday night?

Saturday has come on a blaze of sunshine here. Which means the day will be hot as a sizzling skillet. I'm so very grateful for air conditioning in the A.R.o.R.L. (Alternate Reality of Real Life, for those who don't know). I don't know how anyone could handle this heat without it.

Have a great weekend, one and all. :)
 

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Instantly Ambrosia was awake, sword in hand. Throwing the covers away from her, she slid out of bed and listened. Yes. The noise was the loose floorboard at the bottom of the stairs. Her keen hearing heard the boots on the stair treads, though the people climbing the stairs were being extra quiet about it. Counting the foot treads she knew it was the nine strangers, seeking their prey.

She touched her necklace, releasing the spell she had layered into it before going to bed. Though it had strained her depleted resources, she had gauged the better sleep without her clothing worth the expenditure. Her leathers soon covered her, her boots laced securely, her sword belt in place. She noted the momentary darkening of the room but kept her gaze on the door, awaiting the enemy. Odd. I thought there were no clouds tonight. Never can trust the weather. Waving her hand, she sent the dresser and bed up against the door. That slight expenditure of magic swayed her and she cursed beneath her breath. She had spent too much of her energy on this fruitless search. She hadn't had time to recharge herself. It would be a close thing, winning this fight without her magic. But she was no shrinking violet, no easy victim as these men obviously thought. No. They would taste her steel and regret their impudence.

She heard a loud scraping in the hall. What are they doing? she thought. She moved further back into the room to give herself space to fight. The shouts from the landlord and banging on the door solved the mystery. The strangers had no intention of anyone getting between them and their fun. They had barricaded the barkeep's door. "Better they are safe than in the midst of this fight," she muttered to herself. Ambrosia took an en garde stance as she switched her grip on her sword in preparation of the blood bath to come. A sound at the window had her spinning, ready to skewer whoever had had the audacity to try to take her from behind. She nearly dropped her sword in surprise at the sight before her. Sheathing her sword, she ran to the window and retrieved the cursing alchemist clutching the windowsill with his fingertips. She could swear the flying carpet dancing several feet away was laughing.

"You have picked a very bad time to show up, Prince Welcheren," she scolded as she pulled him through the window. "I do hope you have something good up your sleeve. We are about to have some unpleasant, heavily-armed company."

Once he was secure in the room, she turned back to the door as the battering began, and drew her sword again. The door was old like the rest of the wood in the inn. It wouldn't take long for the enemy to break through, even with the barrier she had up against the door.

"Any ideas, dear alchemist? There are nine men out there armed to the teeth and I don't think your flying carpet intends to aid us."

"Your magic?"

She grimaced. It pained her to admit her weakness. But if he was going to die by her side, he had a right to know. "I was low on reserves when I left the castle. I foolishly depleted the remainder by over-extending myself in this search. I haven't had time to renew my magic, I was pushing myself too hard. I thought I would have time, that I wouldn't encounter anything I couldn't handle. My over-confidence may have just killed us both. I'm sorry."
 

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Welcheren's eyes slowly adjusted to the gloom. Searching over the Grand Duchess' face and posture he could hardly detect the depletion of her arcane strenght. Judging by outward appearances, her vitality seemed ready to morph into lethal energy at a moment's notice. Long experience, however, had taught him that she never made such pronouncements unless driven the precipice of need.

"Ah." He knew the dissapointment was discernible in his voice, but it could not be concealed. Not now. "Nine men, you say? And armed. I had hoped it would not come to it so soon."

Welcheren closed his eyes, reached into the folds of his voluminous cloak like a blind man who needs no sight in familiar places. A small, black vial appeared in his fingers. No words ruptured the silence. Even the scuffing outside was stilled for a moment, adding an ominous layer to the quiet. He sat down, cloak pooling around his him, drew his hood over his face, and drank.

Sounds slammed into the door. Not the battering of boots, or the clamour of clubs, but screaming. Screams scarred with the primal terror of childhood nightmares. The screams climbed into wails, pieteous to all ears save those of statues. A hard stampede of nailed boots on worn floorboards heralded a mad retreat through the passageway and down the rickety stairs.

Silence resumed its reign.

"There will be a price to pay," a voice announced from within in the hood. "There will be a price to pay for this escape. And I will not be the one to pay it." No further explanation was offered to expound this riddle. "They are gone dear Duchess," Welcheren's voice faltered like eggs cracking on stone, before he resumed. "Pray that their minds have not been damaged beyond repair."
 
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Royalty is no more than a word in today's world. Our obsession with royals and highness are wastage of time....lol
 

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Echoes of the men's screams still rang in Ambrosia's ears as her sword clattered to the floor, her numb fingers no longer able to grip it. She stumbled to the prince and fell to her knees in front of him. Grabbing his upper arms, she gently shook him.

"What have you done?" Ambrosia asked, her voice pitched high. Panic began to take hold when he didn't respond. "Welcheren! You must tell me. What. have. you. done?"

There was no answer from within the hood that hid the prince's face from her view. Fear like a knife twisted deep in her gut. They were safe from the bandits, but there were worse things than dying on the end of a blade. Had he in his efforts to save her doomed them all? She couldn't fix the unknown. And the one who could tell her what to do was silent as the tomb. Was he alive? She ran her hands down his arms and pulled his frigid hands into hers. He was cold, yes. But he was alive. She massaged his hands until both his hands and hers were warm again. Tears she didn't know were falling from her eyes splashed on the back of her hand and she swiped them away.

Think, Ambrosia! You are better than this. Think! Her heart pounded as she considered and discarded every plan that came to her for getting the alchemist quickly back to the castle. They were just too far away. Without her magic there was no quick way home.

Or was there? She gently set the alchemist's hands onto his lap and rose. Hurrying to the window, she looked for the carpet he had arrived on. There! Resting on the barn roof, the magic carpet appeared to be just a mundane carpet someone had rolled out in an unlikely place. She raced to the bed and dresser in front of the door and started clearing the furniture away. Once she had the opening clear, she returned to the prince.

"I must arrange transport for us back to the castle. I have to get you help. I will be back soon. Please stay here until I return. I won't be long," she said. She waited a moment for a response. When none came she sighed and left the room.

Other guests and the innkeeper's sons had come to the innkeeper's aid and cleared the doorway. People were huddled in groups whispering about the night's events. Seeing Ambrosia enter the hallway, the innkeeper's wife, Mary, rushed to her.

"Are you alright, m'lady? Those brigands didn't harm you, did they? Henry tried to come to you but the door was blocked. He couldn't get out!" Mary stood wringing her hands, worry etched in her face.

"I'm fine, really. I need to go down and check on my horse. I'll be back soon."

"Oh! M'lady, you can't go outside! What if those horrid men are out there, waiting?" She grabbed Ambrosia's sleeve and held tight.

Ambrosia turned ducal in an instant, looked down at the hand restraining her and slowly looked up into the woman's eyes, raising her eyebrow as she did so. The woman immediately released her.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean..."

"No, Mary. It is quite alright. We are all a little strained from the night's events. The men are long gone, there is no danger in the night at the moment. I shall return shortly. You stay here and help your husband get the guests back to bed. There's a dear."

Ambrosia shoo'd the woman toward her husband, who stood several feet away talking with his sons. Once she was free, Ambrosia hurried down the stairs and out the doors which stood wide open, evidence the brigands had fled in haste and no one had recovered enough to re-secure the inn. Once she reached the stables, she took a minute to find the stable boy. He was hiding in one of the stalls behind a water barrel.

"You can come out now," she said, using the voice she chose when dealing with skittish animals. "The bandits are gone. There is no more danger."

She waited as patiently as she could for the lad to believe her and cautiously appear from behind the barrel. When he did, she casually leaned against the side of the stall. "Do you remember me?"

"Yes'm. You own that white beauty there. You gave me a coin to take good care of 'im. I gave 'im grain."

Ambrosia smiled. "I'm pleased to hear it. You have done well. Would you like to earn another coin?"

She could see the calculation spread across the lad's face as he considered her proposal. Finally he nodded.

"You want I should give him more grain? I can ride if you need me to exercise 'im tomorrow."

"Actually, I want you to set him free once I'm gone. No, no questions yet. I am looking for another transport back home. If I can find it, I will need him to return on his own to me because I won't be able to take him. All you have to do to get this coin is release him without bridle or saddle once you are sure I am no longer here." Ambrosia held up a silver and twirled it in her fingers.

Huge eyes on the coin, he agreed. "What do you want me to do with his tack?"

"Keep it. You may need it someday for a horse of your own."

"You mean it? You will give me the tack and the coin both?"

"Yes, I mean it. Here, catch."

The coin was snatched from the air by the stable lad and it quickly disappeared in a pocket.

"What's your name, boy?"

"Jeffrey, miss."

"Jeffrey. It's a good name. Remember, release him once I'm gone."

"I will, miss. I never shirk my duties."

"Good lad."

Ambrosia left the stall and looked around the stable. Once she found the ladder to the hayloft, she began climbing. Reaching the hayloft was a breeze. Shimmying up to the rooftop was a bit more of a challenge for someone who was drained by the night's events. She was panting hard by the time she reached the summit. She sensed the carpet appraising her and she brought her breathing back under control. She hated sentient floor coverings. They always had such an attitude.

"I need your services," she said to the rug. She got the distinct impression it shook it's head no. Or would have if it had a head. Which, of course, it didn't.

"Do you know who I am?" The silence reminded her of the incident with Welcheren and she shuddered.

"You can stop pretending. I know you know who I am. And, more importantly, I know who you are and can find you anywhere on the face of the planet if I choose to look. You have a contract with the alchemist."

She gave the carpet a moment to consider what she had said before continuing. The air was positively hostile.

"Don't try to deny it. Your contract includes return delivery. He may not know it, but I do. I'm holding you to it. I will be accompanying him on this return trip. You will carry us, both of us, without incident back to the castle. You will not dump us, you will not leave us, you will not do anything to bring harm to either Prince Welcheren or myself. You will progress as quickly as it is safe to fly. If you do not abide by these terms of your contract, I'll assure you never fly again. Understand?"

Ambrosia felt the moment the flying carpet gave in. Climbing aboard, she directed it to the bedroom window. She climbed through the window and crossed the room quickly, gathered her bag, then helped the alchemist to his feet. Escorting him to the window, she urged him despite his reluctance onto the carpet. Once he was securely seated, she left a quick note on the dresser for the innkeep and his wife, then climbed through the window to take her place beside him. The rug jostled her and she fell prone atop it. The air whizzed through her hair by the time she managed to sit upright.

Ever so carefully so as not to startle him, Ambrosia took the prince's hand in hers and patted it. "We'll be home soon, dear prince. It won't be long now." The wind whistling in her ears was the only answer.
 
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Prince Welcheren's mind showed him the dank flagstoned floor of a catacomb. The ferret scurried forwards from a shadowed alcove, joined shortly after by the raven. The ferret raced up into the alchemist's lap, pawing at the unmoving wrist, while the raven perched on the tip of the upturned hood.
"This is all in my head?" Welcheren asked.
"What isn't?" the raven squawked. "You know the rules."
Something slithered in the arched alcove from which the animals had appeared. The sound carried the heart-breaking weight of age and the implacable strenght of time. Two pinpricks of light appeared. Reptilian nostrils showed in the faint light. A froked tongued unloaded and recoiled like a wind up toy.
The thought produced a laugh from the alchemist, a hysteric giggle.
"You killed my children."
"I had no choice. We needed the potion. We needed to escape. The Duchess..."
"You killed my children."
"Yes! I damn well know how the magic works! Two of them die every bloody time I use the Extract! I know this! Your offspring will be reborn!"
"Eventually. You know not the pain of rebirth."
Welcheren's ire faded as soon as it manifested. Gripping any emotion was a slippery business in the mind-scape. Coherent thoughts were even harder.
"Would you like to find out? How rebirth feels for us? I can show you. I can show you the pain we undergo for your magic."
"The Duchess... our king."
"Would you like to see what I did the bandit's minds?"
Welcheren felt something scratch at his hand - well, not his hand as such, but the thing that looked like his hand in the mind-scape. It was the ferret. "You are right," he whispered to his old friend and petted it's head. To the thing in the shadows, he intoned, "It's over." Welcheren's voice was suddenly louder, and not quite human. It echoed off the walls, chased by a second voice as if a second entity in the alchemist's mind was speaking just a little later. "I renounce the Accord."
Laughter. Or hissing. Or both. Something human words are unfit to describe.
"Fine. Let us see how you do without me. Time for you to wake up. Don't look down." Immediately, Welcheren felt a rush of icy air and a hand holding him firmly down against musky smelling material.
 
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Ambrosia knew the second Prince Welcheren came back to the world. She increased her grip on him with one hand while grabbing her dagger with the other. She didn't understand why the magic carpet had chosen that moment to do a nose dive toward the forest below them, but knew damned well how to stop it. She felt the prince stiffen beside her.

"It will be alright. Just hang on," she shouted over the wind. She slammed the tip of her dagger into the center of the carpet.

The carpet bucked, but Ambrosia was ready for it. She was grateful the prince was awake and obviously familiar with the antics of the rug. He had a firm grip on the opposite side and his seat never wavered. Someone less acquainted with the possibilities would have been thrown. Someone still vacant, as he had been when they first started out, would have found himself plummeting into the forest below. No longer needing to worry about his well-being, she concentrated on the immediate problem.

"I told you what I would do if you violated the contract," she said. The tip of the dagger didn't go deeply into the fabric, but she was ready to apply more pressure if needed.

The contract is ended.

The carpet had stopped bucking and now hovered over the top of the trees. Ambrosia could see the castle in the distance. It wasn't too far to walk if necessary. Falling through the forest canopy, however, would make living let alone walking much more difficult. And the voice who had declared the contract finished was not coming from the carpet. What was her alchemist tied up in?

She glanced at him. He white-knuckled the carpet as well as her hand. She was glad for the endless hours of practice she maintained on the training grounds. It gave her the strength to notice the pain and then ignore it. She was certain he had not heard the voice. That might be a problem. She pressed the tip of the dagger a little harder into the center of the carpet. It shuddered but made no aggressive moves.

"Oh, I disagree. The contract is still in force until we are delivered, safely, to the castle. That was the terms."

You tread dangerous ground, Duchess. The contract between the alchemist and myself is at an end. He has ended it. Return my property.

"Your property will be returned as soon as the contract with it is finished. Your contract with the alchemist does not dissolve a legally binding contract with the carpet. And you know it."

Ambrosia glanced at Welcheren, and wished she hadn't. His hood had fallen away from his face. It was bleached of all color and beads of sweat collected on his brow. Terror. Ah my friend, what have you done? Still, she couldn't give him the attention he needed right now. The entity must be her only focus until the crisis was past.

Very well. You have your safe passage. Our business, however, is not finished. We'll meet again. Count on it.

She heard the deep intake of breath by her side and knew the alchemist had heard the last communication given to her. The carpet started forward at a careful pace and she removed the tip of the dagger from it. She turned and looked at him. He was staring in horror at her.

"It's alright, my dear friend. I've got this. No worries, ok?" Ambrosia smiled at him and exuded as much calm as she could while carefully watching the carpet. "Um...may I have my hand back now?"

Welcheren looked down at their linked hands and released her. "I've hurt you. I'm sorry."

"No, you haven't. It's fine," she said, opening and closing her fingers to regain feeling in her hand. "We will be at the castle soon. I'll call the court physician and have the staff help you to your suite in the castle. You need to rest."

"No. I must go to my shed."

"You need rest, Prince Welcheren."

"You know I usually give in to you, Duchess. But not this time. I must do what needs to be done."

"I'll help you then. We can get it done sooner and you can rest after we are finished."

"This is something no one else can do. I must go in alone. I promise you I will rest afterwards."

Ambrosia didn't like it but she had known him long enough to know there was nothing she could do to persuade him to change his mind. She acquiesced.

Soon the carpet landed in the castle's courtyard and its travelers disembarked. As soon as they were off the carpet, it sprang into the air and sped off. The two of them watched it disappear into the distance, then they turned toward the buildings.

"I expect you to show up for dinner, Prince Welcheren. Otherwise I'm personally going to the shed and dragging you into the dining hall."

"I'll do my best to avoid that embarrassment, Duchess," Welcheren said, offering her a small smile and a tiny wink. Then he headed toward the shed and disappeared inside, the door closing behind him with a resounding thump.

Ambrosia stared at the shed for several minutes, wondering what secrets he kept within it. Finally she shook her head and walked toward the castle. There was much to be done now that she knew the truth about the king. The alchemist's secrets would have to wait for another day.
 
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Daniel shrugged off his cloak. The night had been cold and he had been out late looking at the stars. He had searched for Welcheren, to consult him on the mysteries of the universe, but had come up empty-handed. It was more than just odd; Welcheren’s thoughts and opinions dictated much of his knowledge of the world. He had tutored him on the eloquence of turning abstract thoughts into clear ones. Whenever his mind was muddled, Daniel turned to Prince Welcheren.

Ambrosia had been oddly absent as well. Daniel remembered her insistence on finding the missing king. She had been gone for too long. Daniel knew that she had always been a wild one and was not known to sit and dawdle when things were to be done.

A kingdom without a monarch was an entity without its spark. Ambrosia had told him that long ago—the words remained in his head, as soft as whispers, long after they had been uttered.

Sayin Quota, his ally in the kitchen and wonderful companion, had been missing for more than a day. This concerned him as well. Quota had always been found laughing and telling wondrous tales above the fires of the kitchen. He had never made a bad meal in all his time at the castle and Daniel smiled thinking of the fabulous platters he served when it was the monarch’s birthday.

Daniel looked at himself in the mirror. His garb consisted of noble attire flanked by studded leather armor. He chose speed and mobility over brute endurance.

Slowly, he traced a finger on the glass over the faded scars that blighted his face.

“The king,” he muttered, letting his arm slip to his side.

In less than an hour, he was off—on horseback, to find his answers.
 
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Good Sunday, dear Royals. I trust everyone is enjoying their weekend?

I am tired today. For what reason I cannot say. I hope I get more energy soon. A Sunday is a horrible thing to waste. ;)

Speaking of not wasting time, let's do something about this lack of monarch, shall we?


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As Ambrosia approached the castle doors the guards opened them wide. She breezed past and headed directly to her suite. When she closed the door, she began removing her leathers. Her handmaiden appeared almost instantly, gasping as she took in the drawn appearance of her mistress.

"Your Grace, let me help you with that."

Ambrosia's upraised hand stopped the girl in her tracks. "I am quite capable of removing my own riding leathers. Go to the wardrobe and pull out the midnight blue gown. I will need the diamond mesh overlay, as well. Then you can help me with this hair. I washed it at the inn last night, but I didn't have the ability to do much with it."

"At once, your Grace." The handmaiden pulled the gown and overlay and the shoes that went with the ensemble from the wardrobe and laid it all out carefully on the bed. "Do you need anything else to accompany this dress, your Grace?"

Ambrosia finished stripping off her leathers, and glanced down at the bed. "The silver sword belt. And the sash of office."

Once the handmaiden walked in the other room, Ambrosia freshened up. She needed another bath, but it would wait. The kingdom could not. Drying herself, she walked to the wardrobe and pulled out the fineries she would wear under the dress. She hated having the handmaidens help her with the undergarments. And for some reason they always thought they needed to do so. She slipped into the garments and sat down in front of the mirror at her dressing table. She barely recognized the woman staring back at her. Her hair was a disaster, her face was wind-burned and drawn, her eyes fatigued to the point of having bags. And here she was with not a smidgen of magic to fix her appearance. She sincerely hoped the girl was as good as the recommendation she had presented.

The girl walked back into the room carrying the remaining items of Ambrosia's ensemble and laid them beside the rest on the bed. Then she came over to the duchess and looked at her from every angle possible. Her lips pursed as she tapped the comb she had picked up against them. Finally her eyebrows went up and she began working on the duchess' hair.

"I need to apply makeup, your Grace. If that is alright?"

"Yes, please. You are doing a wonderful job with my hair. The way it looked when I sat down I wasn't sure anything but a pair of scissors could fix it."

The girl laughed. "You would really look a fright with cropped hair, your Grace. Fixing a bit of windblown is easy in comparison to finding a short style that would add to your beauty."

The hairstyle the girl chose was high and elegant, curls piled high, the duchess' long neck bare. It will suit, thought Ambrosia. Once done with the hair, the handmaiden immediately started applying the layers of makeup that would change the duchess from a harried traveler into a court beauty. When it was all finished, she handed a small mirror to the duchess so she could see the back of her hair as well as the front and sides.

"Perfection. I couldn't have done better myself," said Ambrosia.

The girl tilted her head, giving her an odd look. "I'm pleased it pleases you, your Grace." She curtsied and retrieved the gown.

Once Duchess Ambrosia was fully dressed, she told her handmaiden to take a break and get some refreshment. It would be a long day and there was no reason to keep her handmaiden locked up in the suite when she could be enjoying herself elsewhere. Then, she left her suite and headed to the throne room.

The guards opened the double doors for her and her steward announced her. As she entered the room filled with courtiers, all conversation ceased. She had chosen to enter from the main doorway and walk the long carpet down the center of the room to the throne. She felt their stares but didn't look to either side. Instead she kept her eyes firmly on her goal. No one waited on the dais. No one needed to be there. She had the right and intended to use it, regardless what anyone thought. Oh, there would be mutterings. There always were. The Court was never a united place. None of that mattered. The only thing that concerned her was the state of the Realm. A throne unoccupied could not be suffered. This travesty ended today. Now. She climbed the stairs, picked up the crown, and held it up to the audience.

"By the laws of this country, by my claim as Protectorate, by the right to rule that is mine, I hereby claim this crown until such a time as a new monarch is found." She placed the crown upon her head. She could barely hear the few jeers through the tumultuous approval. She did, however, hear it and marked each person it came from. She would not sleep with her back exposed.


All Hail!
Her Royal Majesty,
Queen Ambrosia!
 

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"And I call this a shed," Welcheren said to the stone-lined tunnel beyond the wooden door. It wormed into the earth under the Castle like an artery. "Nice metaphor," he thought after glancing at the seams of red minerals, spider-webbed into the grey stone. He had yet to identify the precise composition of the jagged red jewels that bled its ruddy light over the tunnel floor. It was a riddle bequethed to him by his mentor - the previous alchemist of the Castle: Voldo.

"I will return one day, and then, on that day, you and I will complete the business for which the Coven of Alchemy was founded. Till then, no one else must learn our secret... Um... Well... The Duchess might figure it out one day. She's stubborn as steel and even smarter the ferret." Voldo's parting words were still etched into Welcheren's mind.

The alchemist ignored the long shelves, choked with equipment and brooding experiments, walking with echoing feet towards the last door. In an instant the ferret was on his shoulder. "We have a dinner appointment, you and I. Ambrosia threatened to come down here herself if we are late." The ferret bristled, launced itself from the alchemist's shoulder and skittered away at speed. "Probably towards the dining hall."

The last door was a single mirror, ten feet tall, framed with red stone. It would only reflect what stood directly in front of it. "Let me see the damage," Welcheren pressed his lips to the smooth surface and whispered as though to a lover. The mirror showed him.
"Blood of stone!"
His face was white as marble. Three red blisters had opened on his jaw, close to his ear, and a fourth of his cheek. "That will make a lovely sight at dinner... I wonder." After several deep breaths, Welcheren yanked his robe open, shed it to the ground and pulled his silk shirt over his head. "Well, there's one thing less to worry about." Every inch of his chest was tattooted in the likeness of a mail shirt. "Yes, every link still intact... Open," he commanded the mirror-door. The door did not open. Instead, two dead snakes poured out of the mirror, coiling on the floor in a neat pile, the emerald green scales lubricated with black blood. "The price is paid." His hand slapped flat against her face. "I killed her children. She deserved better than that."
The raven fluttered down to settle on his shoulder. "Yeah, yeah, boo hoo. What choice did ya have? Now get on with it. The Bard is waitin."
Welcheren signed. "Spill!" he commanded the mirror-door.
Suddenly the silence shattered. A jar appeared in Welcheren's hands. As he fixed a lead lid over its top, the music that had been blasting from the mirror stopped. "The Accord is ended. But if Bard Daniel is as accomplished as I think he is, that will not be a problem," he said to the raven. "If he can tame this music I will soon have a new source of magic to animate my potions."
"Yeah, but you'd better be careful. He ain't no fool hizzelf. You don't wanna end up divulgin the secret of the Coven."
"You leave that to me. Now for dinner."
 
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Just a side note to say how delighted I am that our Royals are participating in the story. Writers writing. Imagine that. ;)


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