Can we live in harmony with the Silurians?

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I totally could


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Because schmoozes and treats.
 

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I'm not entirely sure that the Silurians are vegetarian, if you take my not at all coded warning.

That's alright. Neither am I. See these canines?

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That's alright. Neither am I.


See these canines

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Remember 'V' on television? The one with the reptilian invaders that put on human disguises to further their plans to take us for our meat, and our water (to wash us down, I suppose)? I used to wonder what would happen if they ventured into those parts of the world that eat lizards or alligators. Culture shock, at least.
 

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The pathetic Silurians will be destroyed! I, Phantom of Krankor, have spoken!

RELEASE THE CAUSTIC VAPOURS!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
 

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The pathetic Silurians will be destroyed! I, Phantom of Krankor, have spoken!

RELEASE THE CAUSTIC VAPOURS!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

Yayyy! Because I have a helmet!!!! :hooray:




Sucks to be you, Helix.
 
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The pathetic Silurians will be destroyed! I, Phantom of Krankor, have spoken!

RELEASE THE CAUSTIC VAPOURS!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

Your pathetic caustic vapors (I do not acknowledge your British spelling! Your British spelling is nothing to me! Where was I?)

Your pathetic caustic vapors are nothing to the power of my crystals, Mr Phantom man. Your mammalian schemes will fail against the genius of my fellow reptiles.
 

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Your pathetic caustic vapors (I do not acknowledge your British spelling! Your British spelling is nothing to me! Where was I?)

Your pathetic caustic vapors are nothing to the power of my crystals, Mr Phantom man. Your mammalian schemes will fail against the genius of my fellow reptiles.

Come now, Professor! The chicken-men of Krankor have evolved far beyond your Saurian genetic backwater! Look! Arms! Actually useful arms! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
 

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Look! Arms! Actually useful arms!


There's still your hat thing. It - doesn't imbue me with confidence. Are those, like - antennae? Because antennae are not a good look.

A helmet is better. Also it also stops vapours

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Come now, Professor! The chicken-men of Krankor have evolved far beyond your Saurian genetic backwater! Look! Arms! Actually useful arms! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

But are not chicken-men the result of an unnatural union between man and fowl? Surely, with ancestry half-saurian yourself, you must stay neutral, O respected Phantom.
 

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Come now, Professor! The chicken-men of Krankor have evolved far beyond your Saurian genetic backwater! Look! Arms! Actually useful arms! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

My arms are perfectly functional for doing all the things that I need to do. My status as a genius time-traveling scientist is proof enough of that. And I have mastered the power of crystals, which allow me to do far more than your "useful arms" are capable of.

Furthermore, I am in the process of recruiting minions, and may even acquire a henchman (or henchwoman; no true genius discriminates on the grounds of gender). They will join me in my brave conquest of your weak and puny Krankor with its chicken-men and their boldface cackling.