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Please form a line to your right to pick up your new talent.

Any noise you hear, such as screams, are merely shouts of happiness.

We promise.

-The Visitors
 

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I'd like dark green please. It's the most moist.
 

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I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum personality I could be helpful in rounding up others.
 

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I don't see anything good coming from this. For starters, I don't know how you get food inside this helmet...
 

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That's odd -- I thought I heard a couple of the visitors talking about how much they were looking forward to trying the delicious food inside your helmet.

That - that's not food! That's meeee!
 

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Ha! This is how urban legends get started. Seriously, folks, there's nothing to worry about. The visitors are kind and generous. All they want in return is some help beta-ing a new book they've written about how best to serve us.
 

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I want the talent of being able to wish for talents that have absolutely no deadly, ironic, or otherwise unpleasant implications.

Thanks.
 

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As I recall, the Visitors planned to use so many of their victims as brainwashed soldiers...don't eat me! I could be useful!
 

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don't eat me! I could be useful!

On the other hand, I'm really cute and in a battle between Cute and Useful, I think Cute wins.

Eat Kaidonni.

Yanno - if it comes down to that...
 

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On the other hand, I'm really cute and in a battle between Cute and Useful, I think Cute wins.

Eat Kaidonni.

Yanno - if it comes down to that...

You're talking to a guy who loves Siberian Huskies and Collies. I think they look much cuter. Also cats, they're cute too.

Don't let Mccardey sucker you, that's not even a real space outfit, it's an upside-down goldfish bowl and some tin foil. :evil
 

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Blinks... wonders if this is some Alice in Wonderland or if it is all real...
 
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