JAYarrow
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I'll have a tonic with a slice of lime. One ice cube.
Um....Hello?
I don't drink so I'll settle for a lemonade
How sweet, out of 5?
*shakes mixer wildly* coming right up!Hi, may I have a Shirley Temple, please. (I'd order baileys but can't do that anymore, LOL)
Hey, guys! Have you seen this gold-plated table? I think it’s real. It’s so luxurious!*peers suspiciously through crack in trapdoor*
*eyes newbies*
*wonders who will make the mistake of sitting at the gold plated table*
*cackles echo from the vicinity of the trapdoor*Hey, guys! Have you seen this gold-plated table? I think it’s real. It’s so luxurious!
Eeeereeeeeeeeek! I don’t know what’s happening!*cackles echo from the vicinity of the trapdoor*
Gooooooood. Goooooooood.
*watches in horror as the lever goes too far and ALL THE PLOT BUNNIES ARE RELEASED EN MASSE INTO THE PUB*Oh, hey Tiddlywinks.
*sees lever*
What's this?
*immediately pulls lever*
Hey guys, can I have a large drink?Welcome to our new Newbie Pub.
For those who are just joining us, this is where you can come and relax and interact with other newbies and also our regular Pubbers. It can be daunting to forage into the rest of the forums and practising posting in the Pub, and interacting with regular members here, can help ease the transition. Plus you'll make some great friends in the process (which I have done).
So, order a pint of our all time favourite drink, Baileys, and get chatting.
Or any beverage you chose. It doesn't have to be Baileys. (Any drink as long as it isn't orange juice, I really don't like orange juice. Orange juice is nasty, horrible, yucky and a lot of other words I won't use here.)
This Pub is the sequel to the second Newbie Pub, Jed's Super-Dooper Baileys Pub for Newbies, Dragons, Saints & Sinners, which was a sequel to the original Super-Dooper 'Traditional Irish Pub' thread.
We have added a pool table over in the corner and will now be serving some pub meals. New on the menu are Cadbury Crème Eggs. Oh, they're so nice. And not just for Easter.
So, get posting. The first drink is on the house. As are the rest
Quick Start For Newbies
This thread is large, and by all means read it all, it's a lot of fun, but you can just start at the end and simply post "Hello, can I have a drink?" It'll get you posting, and all the regulars and Golden Oldies will welcome you with open arms. Don't be afraid. Except for the monsters under your bed. But, as for the Pub, we're all friendly and would welcome the chance to welcome you and to have a chat. Just come and say hello.
Oh, and I love chocolate cake, cookies, and Baileys. So, if you bring them along, we're friends forever.