And rum for me.
Nooo! Not the rum! How am I supposed to pretend I'm a pirate now?
Oh no. I have plenty of my own plot bunnies to deal with. Unfortunately I may have fed them past midnight, and got them wet...
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Nooo! Not the rum! How am I supposed to pretend I'm a pirate now?
Oh no. I have plenty of my own plot bunnies to deal with. Unfortunately I may have fed them past midnight, and got them wet...
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*stares suspiciously at the now plot-gremlins lurking by the bar*
Hey now, none of that. The bunnies are all nice and innocent looking enough. Let's not be adding fangs and claws to the mixture.
*may need to borrow Wink's sparkly scythe to clean a few gremlins out of the system.*
Hey now, none of that. The bunnies are all nice and innocent looking enough. Let's not be adding fangs and claws to the mixture.
*may need to borrow Wink's sparkly scythe to clean a few gremlins out of the system.*
That is their true form. They look all innocent, but that is a trick to get your guard down. Ever wonder why writers seem so interested in murder?
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Hmmm! So I guess this is where I come to interact with those who have file cabinets of information in the upper left quadrant where a piece of brain matter should be.
Excuses me, Ms. waitress. Can I have an order of fully loaded nachos and a basket of fully loaded fries - you know, the fries with the bacon, chives, cheese, and sour cream. Salt, pepper, and garlic you say? Absolutely! I think I'll be here for a little while. Oh, and a Ginger Ale with no ice. Thanks.
Excuses me, Ms. waitress. Can I have an order of fully loaded nachos and a basket of fully loaded fries - you know, the fries with the bacon, chives, cheese, and sour cream. Salt, pepper, and garlic you say? Absolutely! I think I'll be here for a little while. Oh, and a Ginger Ale with no ice. Thanks.
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Hello, can I have a drink? I say as I crack open a PBR because it’s been a long day...
I’ve just joined the forum and am a mix of excited and nervous to say hello and start meeting fellow writers!
I’ve just joined the forum and am a mix of excited and nervous to say hello and start meeting fellow writers!
So, order a pint of our all time favourite drink, Baileys, and get chatting.
Or any beverage you chose. It doesn't have to be Baileys.
No alcohol to me, thanks.
(I did have some beers and maybe something else in that long night between 1985 and 1995 and I think that it was enoght to me. I'm not even sure what happened.)
I'd like to have a COLD pint of AB-piimä.
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For the old timers with gray beards and "oh wait, I can't say that 
," what comes after publishing your first book?
I'm not asking about what to do next as far as writing. I'm asking about what fun should one come to expect after publishing a decently recognized book?
EDIT: If you don't have a gray beard, don't be shy. Chime in if you have some input.
," what comes after publishing your first book?I'm not asking about what to do next as far as writing. I'm asking about what fun should one come to expect after publishing a decently recognized book?
EDIT: If you don't have a gray beard, don't be shy. Chime in if you have some input.
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Do you mean that I should eat my BBQ outside?
I have 10 well marinated and smoked Plot Bunnies in a stick. And that means ten furs. And that means 3 and 1/3 Plot Bunny Fur Bikinis for sale.
Or in fact... This is an auction.
Can we have it inside the bar or must we go outside to do our business?
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*Drags out cooler. Pulls out giant, two-headed, 4K word plot bunny* Ready for the BBQ! I think mine might also glow in the dark too.
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Dag. I thought it would be something fun like a cruise to different islands for a few weeks with some great massages.
All plot Bunny Fur Bikinis glow in the dark - even if they don't glow in the dark. Dark does have some common sense to step aside if someone wears Plot Bunny Fur Bikinis.
Dark has survived so long because it is not stupid.
Mr. Tax collector Dobermann's nice little doggies think it is fun.
If you try to run or hide, they think it becomes even more fun.
Napkin fresh, folded with precise intent
Straight and tightly creased, no wear
Crumpled I disguise their use
As others look away
Full bodied Red, he said, courses through our veins
Where once begotten life bled red
Just sweet relief remains
I try to look away
I know my guilt, as do you
With glee a polished knife reflects
What's left of me disdained
Accuses me of that I know
Before he looks away
My dear, near friend stands quietly
As I stumble, drop, and stain
Blushing now on my behalf
He does not look away
I know my guilt, as do you
You’d found me once, the table mine
With innocent intent I’d wait
Time came to reclaim its rights
Before you looked away
Blessings said, now, once before
Oh, my sweet Child do stay
Unknowingly, remain my Dear
For I did not look away
I know my guilt, as do you
Red please, preferably Cabernet. Goes perfect with chocolate. My favorite combination. Nice to meet you all.
Straight and tightly creased, no wear
Crumpled I disguise their use
As others look away
Full bodied Red, he said, courses through our veins
Where once begotten life bled red
Just sweet relief remains
I try to look away
I know my guilt, as do you
With glee a polished knife reflects
What's left of me disdained
Accuses me of that I know
Before he looks away
My dear, near friend stands quietly
As I stumble, drop, and stain
Blushing now on my behalf
He does not look away
I know my guilt, as do you
You’d found me once, the table mine
With innocent intent I’d wait
Time came to reclaim its rights
Before you looked away
Blessings said, now, once before
Oh, my sweet Child do stay
Unknowingly, remain my Dear
For I did not look away
I know my guilt, as do you
Red please, preferably Cabernet. Goes perfect with chocolate. My favorite combination. Nice to meet you all.
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*opens trapdoor in poof of glitter*
*gets stuck halfway because someone pulled a chair over the door. again.*
*heaves really hard and flies out of said trapdoor in a screaming, flailing mess of glitter*
*brushes self off and pretends she meant to do that*
I see some of you...have...um...been eating the plot bunnies? Well then. That's new.
chloerose, lovely introduction!
Hope you are all having a Happy Halloween, and to those who are adventuring into the NaNo craze tomorrow, more power to you!
*leaves black licorice from the Sci Fi Fantasy Cantina thread*
*falls back down through trapdoor entrance*
*gets stuck halfway because someone pulled a chair over the door. again.*
*heaves really hard and flies out of said trapdoor in a screaming, flailing mess of glitter*
*brushes self off and pretends she meant to do that*
I see some of you...have...um...been eating the plot bunnies? Well then. That's new.
chloerose, lovely introduction!
Hope you are all having a Happy Halloween, and to those who are adventuring into the NaNo craze tomorrow, more power to you!
*leaves black licorice from the Sci Fi Fantasy Cantina thread*
*falls back down through trapdoor entrance*
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Hey, I seem to have forgotten my ID. Just a lemonade with a straw for me!
And a cheeky packet of mini cheddars.
And a cheeky packet of mini cheddars.
Do you have ice cream here? I can survive on ice cream alone. A vanilla cone would be lovely 
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Hey Paul, go ahead and make that two straws I've only gone and forgotten mine as well!
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Everybody's welcome to join. I share my lemonade and you share your salted nuts. EVENS!
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Sorry I'm more about the BBQ mini cheddars hype at the moment hope you don't mind them instead
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