*Walks in. Is immediately assaulted by sticky strands of cobwebs. Flails his arms to push the fibrous strands away, but succeeds only is getting more covered in sticky fibers.*
Pleh! Fuh! Blep!
*Scrapes at his face and body, pulling the cobwebs away and throwing them to the floor. Composes himself and looks around. The pub is quiet. Cold blue light streams in through the windows from the street lamps outside. The air is acrid; particles of dust float in the dim light and cover every visible surface.*
Hello...?
*Tries the light switch, but the lights don't come on. Fumbles through the darkened pub, behind the bar, and finds the breaker box. Flips the main breaker on, and the pub comes to life. Lights blink on, hidden fans hum and the air begins to circulate and freshen. The jukebox illuminates and warbles to life; Jo Stafford's sweet voice echoes through the pub, continuing her jazzy rendition of Old Devil Moon where she left off.*
What the heck happened here?
*Sees rotting pumpkins on the bar. Plastic skeletons and cobwebs hang everywhere. A prop of a flattened witch hangs on a wall. A fluffy multi-colored spider hangs from the ceiling. Balloons and discarded candy wrappers litter the floor.*
..They had a Halloween party and they didn't invite me?!?! And they didn't clean up afterward! Ugh, the nerve!
*Looks around at the mess.*
Well.............I'm not cleaning this up.
*Goes back to the breaker box and flips the main breaker back off. Jo Stafford groans to a stop again, and the lights blink off.*
*Grabs a Starbucks-To-Go bottle from the fridge, discarding the "Property of Tiddlywinks" post-it adhered to the side. Steps back out into the night, closing the door behind him.*
Pleh! Fuh! Blep!
*Scrapes at his face and body, pulling the cobwebs away and throwing them to the floor. Composes himself and looks around. The pub is quiet. Cold blue light streams in through the windows from the street lamps outside. The air is acrid; particles of dust float in the dim light and cover every visible surface.*
Hello...?
*Tries the light switch, but the lights don't come on. Fumbles through the darkened pub, behind the bar, and finds the breaker box. Flips the main breaker on, and the pub comes to life. Lights blink on, hidden fans hum and the air begins to circulate and freshen. The jukebox illuminates and warbles to life; Jo Stafford's sweet voice echoes through the pub, continuing her jazzy rendition of Old Devil Moon where she left off.*
What the heck happened here?
*Sees rotting pumpkins on the bar. Plastic skeletons and cobwebs hang everywhere. A prop of a flattened witch hangs on a wall. A fluffy multi-colored spider hangs from the ceiling. Balloons and discarded candy wrappers litter the floor.*
..They had a Halloween party and they didn't invite me?!?! And they didn't clean up afterward! Ugh, the nerve!
*Looks around at the mess.*
Well.............I'm not cleaning this up.
*Goes back to the breaker box and flips the main breaker back off. Jo Stafford groans to a stop again, and the lights blink off.*
*Grabs a Starbucks-To-Go bottle from the fridge, discarding the "Property of Tiddlywinks" post-it adhered to the side. Steps back out into the night, closing the door behind him.*