AW's Super-Dooper Newbie Pub Where Newbies Can Chat With Golden Oldies

Oh how I've missed the Pub.

<---- for the record, this is nothing like pink fluffy kittens pooping sparkles.

It could be worse. I mean you could have been an angler fish or a naked mole rat or even . . .

Hmm, probably not helping.

tiddlywinks said:

<---- for the record, this is nothing like pink fluffy kittens pooping sparkles.

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That's one I don't remember. (*shudders at the memory of the naked mole rat*)

MacAllister said:

I had no idea.

Goodness.

BWHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahHAHAhahhahahaha*coff*coff*

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I used to bribe the mods with free alcohol.



It pays to be the Pub's assistant bartender.

regdog said:

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And what will the two of you be having today? It's on the house.

*sips drink*

*considers starting a grass-roots campaign to bring Winks' avi back. Petitions, slogans, chants?*

*wonders if that would paint a schmoo target on my back*

*sets empty glass on the bar. Drifts closer to the exit, all casual-like*

Coddiwomple said:

*considers starting a grass-roots campaign to bring Winks' avi back. Petitions, slogans, chants?*

*wonders if that would paint a schmoo target on my back*

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It'd be perfect irony if you ended up as uprooted grass...

lilyWhite said:

It'd be perfect irony if you ended up as uprooted grass...

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shhhhh lilyWhite ferchrissake keep yer voice down

Hello, everyone. I do not drink but would accept a soda and lime if offered.

Coddiwomple said:

*sips drink*

*considers starting a grass-roots campaign to bring Winks' avi back. Petitions, slogans, chants?*

*wonders if that would paint a schmoo target on my back*

*sets empty glass on the bar. Drifts closer to the exit, all casual-like*

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Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Drinks are on the house.

girlinstory said:

Hello, everyone. I do not drink but would accept a soda and lime if offered.

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*slides over a soda and lime*

Welcome to the Pub, girlinstory.

Hmmm...pretty quiet here.

*restocks bar*

*polishes glasses*

Do you think we scared the newcomers off?

Richard White said:

Do you think we scared the newcomers off?

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Must have been Winks. Which means it was regdog. Which means... oh crud. That's target talk, isn't it?

*dives under table*

I can't remember, is this BYO or is someone buying me a drink?

ap123 said:

I can't remember, is this BYO or is someone buying me a drink?

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*Throws a handful of coins on the bar to cover ap's tab*

*dives back under table*

Coddiwomple said:

*Throws a handful of coins on the bar to cover ap's tab*

*dives back under table*

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Excellent, thank you! Gin and ginger, please.

Don't worry, Coddi, I'm a cheap date. Only takes one to get me looped.

ap123 said:

Don't worry, Coddi, I'm a cheap date.

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I knew there was a reason I liked you

* enters, looks around for anyone staring *

I hope that was not a cowboy entrance, because where I come from the wannabe cowboys settle for irritable, never tamed ponies, because the stallions are all imported.

Anything else with four legs is just as likely to make you lunch, make that more likely than letting you ride it.

This included the small critters.

hmph(grumpy old man voice), no vodka martini for me, neither shaken nor stirred, I don't do alcohol. just gimme some fried potato and fried tomato stewed in basilisk venom instead.

*thumps open trapdoor*
*apologies to newbie who might have spilled...basilisk venom?*

*stares at Mac*

How did you know I was drinking sweet tea?? MAGIC!

Also, helloooooooo and welcome new people! What's everybody writing these days?

tiddlywinks said:

*thumps open trapdoor*
*apologies to newbie who might have spilled...basilisk venom?*

*stares at Mac*

How did you know I was drinking sweet tea?? MAGIC!

Also, helloooooooo and welcome new people! What's everybody writing these days?

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just wrote what I think is a song? never wrote one before so I don't know. I was just listening to some sad songs and had a kind of feeling...

anyway, fancy some poison ivy salad with arsenic dressing?

Well that menu went to the dark side fast...