What would your name be?

Maxx B · Dec 16, 2013

In an episode of the Simpsons, Homer changed his name to Max Power and became a success (for a short period). If you were to change your name, what would it be and more importantly what would you do with your new identity?

Pushingfordream · Dec 16, 2013

I wouldn't change my identity, but maybe in after life I would be a cat or a squirrel.

Matera the Mad · Dec 16, 2013

If I called myself Charm Bracelet, maybe everyone would think I was adorable?

shakeysix · Apr 25, 2015

I am about to retire from teaching but will substitute teach next year for extra income. It occurs to me that my name "Mrs. Smith/ Sra. Smith" might be too soft for my new occupation. I want something darker, harder. I was thinking of a few:

Mrs. Pol Pot
Mrs. Doangimee Enny-Shite
Senora Torquemada
Ms. Urwurst Nightmare

I think I have decided on DOÑA FUCKCONMIGO--all Caps. That should look pretty impressive on the blackboard.

C.bronco · May 1, 2015

Ms. You-Shall-Pay?

Just giving suggestions for S6.

What would your name be?

Maxx B

Pushingfordream

Writing about life!

Matera the Mad

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

shakeysix

blue eyed floozy

C.bronco

I have plans...