Office Party Gift Exchange. Who's in?

*reaches in, draws out*

Who: Ms. Susie!

Gift: Lifetime supply of the bestest choc'lit evah!

*plucks a paper out, reads it, dances up and down*

Who: Ona!!!! Yay

What? Easy, a $25 gift card to Chuck E. Cheese's (her all time favorite place)

O-M-G! *Squee n shit!*
I am SOOO scaring the shit outta kids now!

*hugs n twirls Lisa*
*kisses her behind the knee*
*reaches into crinkly bag that smells like cheese for some Goddess forsaken reason*

*pulls out name and facepalms*
*giggles*

Who: ap123

Gift: Auto-refilling wine station with bonus of 6 extra rolls of duct tape to keep the kiddos quiet until morning. Which morning is up to you, of course.

Whee!!!!!!!! Is it the fancy leopard duct tape? And wine...how'd you guess?

Mmmm, lessee

Who: Porter

Gift: Battery operated nose hair trimmer, wrapped in chaetomorpha.

Who: Silver King

Gift: A candle in the window.

(Not that I don't love you, Haggis... but I miss our friend.)

**rummage-rummage-rummage**

Who: Bearilou!

Gift: Her very own brain, since I've grievously poisoned the one we've been sharing with chocolate martinis.

I'll Play, I'll Play...

*Shakes wrinkled and grease-stained Bag because I kinda don't trust Kelly*


Who? Chase

Gift: A brand new Bedpan with his name monogrammed in ASL


DANG! (I know, right?)

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Who: Silver King

Gift: A candle in the window.

(Not that I don't love you, Haggis... but I miss our friend.)

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I'm with ya, OFG.

Fine, fine! Ona sent me here ;D

*Stuffs hands into wrinkled, greasy, crumpled bag*
*Wipes hands off*

Who: Nadja!
Gift: A 2014 calendar - Sexy Men in Overalls, 5th Edition!

BMajor said:

Fine, fine! Ona sent me here ;D

*Stuffs hands into wrinkled, greasy, crumpled bag*
*Wipes hands off*

Who: Nadja!
Gift: A 2014 calendar - Sexy Men in Overalls, 5th Edition!

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Ooh, cool! Just what I need to heat up this bloody cold house!

Let's see...
*puts on surgical glove after seeing what the Major's hand looked like coming out of the bag...*
*reaches in*

Lance! Oh boy...I have an antique Katana, freshly sharpened. And a lot of Band-Aids...

*Turns back...digs inside big red bag*

Who: PKZrod

What: A dictaphone (with the battery coils disconnected)

Draws PutPutt.

Gift: Every Beanie Baby. All of them.

*dumps names out of icky greasy bag, back into the hat Kelly started with*

*pulls name*

who: BMajor

Gift: mind controlled coffee maker with endless supply of coffee beans

Nekko said:

*dumps names out of icky greasy bag, back into the hat Kelly started with*

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Whoops. Sorry

... who: KellyA
gift: a sailboat

aww, this is a great thread! I'd of course first give Westie mah best prelicked s evah and thx much for the choco. You rock and I'd give everybody prelicks, too. I don't discriminate with choco. goodness from mah tongue!

... how about some more replies. Was enjoying this thread. Figures it'd come to an abrupt end.

shakashakashaka


Who: kkbe

What: driving gloves and a thermos of coffee.

(sorry, I already drank half)

Who: Ooo! I got OFG!

What: A spare costume for her avatar to keep in her purse. She must be getting chilly.

*pulls out qW (tee hee)


What: Jose Quervoswhatever tequila




















Psyche!






*drinks the tequila*

*looks at hat*
*kicks bag away. Stupid bag.*
*reaches into HAT this time*
*squints and sticks out tongue*

HAH!

Who: Oh, Lisaaaa (Undercover)

What: A new set of black velvet drapes for her living room and These.

Enjoy!

Ona Mission said:

*looks at hat*
*kicks bag away. Stupid bag.*
*reaches into HAT this time*
*squints and sticks out tongue*

HAH!

Who: Oh, Lisaaaa (Undercover)

What: A new set of black velvet drapes for her living room and These.

Enjoy!

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Wow, so cool. I'll need those for the family Christmas Party...after I put the drapes up of course and install a spotlight...(maybe a pole too?)...will need the Christmas music too then. I'm thinking "Silent Night" hehe

(assumes since Ona double dipped, I'm gonna be a dip too...)

*reaches in the hat (again)

WHO: JSF

What? A Rubber Band Bracelet Kit....since he loves making those so much

Cella said:

*pulls out qW (tee hee)

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Ewwwwww - ^ PERVERT!

*reaches in...picks up OFG...tucks her under his arm and walks home with her*