sometimes is wise whilst wading in wit

sometimes is wise whilst wading in wit
to be careful a little you dumb stupid twit!

Last night after church our Priest came over to say hi.

"are you going to be good Catholics and show up Thanksgiving for some pumpkin pie 'n cider?" he asked.

"Naw," i said, " I like my women separate."

Oh jeepers did I get a stare.


editied: oops, forgot the umpkin PIE. speakin of being a twit

Just a stare? You got off lucky my friend.

You have no idea how lucky.
It was on the tip of my tongue to ask if the cider was made by Dickens.

whew.

At least he got off.

DOH!

What did your wife do?

Re: Re: sometimes is wise whilst wading in wit

slapped the crap outa me.

as always.