Seriously, People, are you that vain and starved for (social media) attention??!!
Sure, everyone idolizes you and sends you mushy greeting cards with money in 'em, Vernie, but the rest of us need to take photos of the food :eggplant we're about to eat, send nudie closeups of body parts to impress acquaintances, and snap pictures of the Grand Canyon walls as it flashes past on our plunges to the bottom.