Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

Chase

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Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and change the tire. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
You can fill my pipe and fetch my slippers and boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire and sit and tell me why you're leaving me
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I'm pretty strict in my music choices, but that is a hellevua fine tune Chase. I'm listening to it now! :D

Tongue-in-cheek indeed.
 

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...My thirsty wanted whisky; but my hungry needed beans,
but it'd been a month of paydays since I'd heard that eagle scream...

"To beat the devil"

Kris Kristofferson
 

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Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and change the tire. Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
You can fill my pipe and fetch my slippers and boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire and sit and tell me why you're leaving me
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Whoa! You're channeling Porter?

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Fry me to the moon, and let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars...
 

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Oh, fry me a river!

The old farts are all losing their marbles.

I don't know what Dan's excuse is.
 

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Apparently I created a monster. :flag: Oh don't worry, with the usual attention span here, we'll go on to something else.
 

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Something else but still on the subject of music:

We sadly bid adieu to one of our dearest pouffes. Rest in peace, sweet Aretha, queen of soul. :Hug2:
 

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Something else but still on the subject of music:

We sadly bid adieu to one of our dearest pouffes. Rest in peace, sweet Aretha, queen of soul. :Hug2:

+1

I am very saddened by her passing but so grateful for the beautiful legacy she's left. What a voice! Bet she's got the angelic choirs licked into shape. :)




And in other news: I cried up some bacon last night. :D
 

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I'm glad all you terrific gals are link, link, links in my chain of fools friends. :Hug2:
 

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A. Pick up item, put in dishwasher
B. Turn on dishwasher
C. Watch as breakfast dishes are added to the pile that is left.
D. By the time you finish, lunch dishes are ready
E. Go buy plastic dishes before supper.

Enjoy!
 

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The above logical, rational actions to Daniel's photo in Post #17020 are inspirations to all us guys when faced with insufficient dishes on which to dine and sweet-talking doesn't work. :Shrug: