JoBird
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Viking-Noir Mystery
"The villagers had never seen a man wearing a fedora with horns before, but they had a case to solve.
My name's Thor, Thor Bjorngrimmersvenson, but you can call me Thor.
The dead guy was half-way through a barrel of pickled fish when he knocked off. I gave it a sniff, to see if it had gone rotten. It smelled like a whale's lower intestine in krill season, so I knew the fish hadn't gone off. Not that it ever actually goes off. It always smells the same."
Of all the fields, in all the battles, in all of Asgard, she had to come riding into mine.