Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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Writerwho is a fuzzy lover who can't relate to others intimately without wearing his costume!
Saija only wishes writer who was an owlman because she wants to pull off all his feathers, but really she doesn't care if he is male or female, she swings both ways.
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WriterWho is working on a new-style of flag football. In her version though, players don't have flags, instead all of their clothes are fastened on with velcro.
Drachen Jager practices waving with only his pinkie-toe. He figures once he has control of that, anything's possible. All his dreams, all his wants, are just waiting for him if he can conquer the pinkie-toe-waggle.
What he really wants, is to be a ref for my new football team.
What he really wants, is to be a ref for my new football team.
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WW still won't budge on drafting the all-female mud wrestling team some others *ahem* have suggested. She has standards, you know! And those standards involve substituting the mud for chocolate. So it's a "No," guys. Sorry.
Jehhillenberg is trying to get the sport she invented into next summer Olympics, but there just doesn't seem to be much interest in empty-pool high-dive.
Drachen Jager secretly pours his wine into empty beer cans, so he can still fit in with his friends.
Writer who is wishful thinking that I'd show any interest in seeing her plucked, manky feathers smell bad. And why should I worry about bstting for both teams, the more the merrier.
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Princess Marina is an equal opportunity type of person. Everybody gets a fair shot. Lines of gender and sexes are bent. Bring on the androgyny.
Jeh thinks "scuba gear" is the correct term for a condom.
In the heat of the moment, her boy toys are often confused by this.
I say . . . find more inventive men, Jeh!
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In the heat of the moment, her boy toys are often confused by this.
I say . . . find more inventive men, Jeh!
You may like it.
WriterWho has invented a high-pressure pneumatic condom application gun. She doesn't understand why her husband won't let her test it on him.
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Captain Ryan went as the Beltway Sniper for Halloween last year. He even shot three people to demonstrate his dedication to character.