Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

^it doesn't get more random than Nathan.

^ spinning round the sun on a flat rock in the middle of the ocean while beneath the crust.

Snitchcat said:

^ spinning round the sun on a flat rock in the middle of the ocean while beneath the crust.

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^Often conflates the threads. Thinks he's on the Answer a Question with a Question thread.

^ Tends to cast Conflagrate instead of Conflate​.

^Has conflagration with their corn flakes.

^ Conflated the conflagration and ran through a cooling lava rain

^ Frolics through wildflower meadows with a yellow parasol.

^ Frequently talks about being taken aboard a UFO by space aliens. (Strangely, she seems to have had a good time.)

^Runs an escort service for turtles, but for 2018 was planning to expand to include services for gerbils, hamsters, and ferrets.

^ Ferrets for the golden ticket, no more or less than the rest of us.

/\ Draws rainbows in invisible ink, look through the nearest hateful hag's magnifying glass and you will find the gleefully sombre shades of black, grey and white - and puts buckets filled with dead fish eyes above the doors pulled ajar at either end, just in case anybody gets there

^ User found their nick going through the locker room at a lodge for older gentlemen.

^Enlightened loaned his soul to a friend and found it weeks later in a box labeled '25 cents for 3' at a yard sale.

^ Stole the soul of the puppy in his avatar, so he could experience compassion and caring about others. He threw it away. Now he and the puppy are soulless, and the puppy wants nothing to do with his humor or companionship.

^ Takes people on sasquatch hunts, using a friend in a Squatch suit as bait. (Sometimes they switch roles, with Nathan wearing the Squatch suit.)

See you on the other side, Nym. ^Knows there's no such thing as a Squatch suit. Maybe a Squash suit. Still wears that tomato suit, from the school play when he was 7.

^ Was the actual tomato in said play.

^ A dog person posing as a cat person.

^ Disguised tree

^ Walks up to strangers and blows bubble gum.

^ Froths when sipping burgers.

SnitchCat attempted to use geocaching to find their keys. It didn't work and they've been sleeping on their lawn for the last six months.

^ Hiding beneath the turf for the next six months.