Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Nymtoc · Aug 18, 2017

^ Bought up a warehouse full of Girl Scout cookies and relabled them Showgirl Cookies, thinking they'd be a sure seller. They weren't.

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 18, 2017

^ Purchased a warehouse full of Showgirl Cookies for a song at a liquidation auction.

James Ryan · Aug 18, 2017

The moving finger picks his nose frequently

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Fruitbat · Aug 18, 2017

^Slaps himself when he knows he's been bad.

Nymtoc · Aug 18, 2017

^ Slaps others when she knows she's been bad: "It's your fault that I broke that vase!"

Fruitbat · Aug 18, 2017

^Pretends it's his birthday for an extra trip through the spanking machine.

Pony. · Aug 18, 2017

^Keeps a collection of young studs to serve her every need.

Fruitbat · Aug 19, 2017

^Writes his congressman daily over the "hotdog conspiracy" (hotdogs come in packs of ten but hotdog buns only come in packs of eight).

Nerdilydone · Aug 19, 2017

Fruitbat invented algebra. No seriously. Also, you would not believe how old Fruitbat is. Serious immortal.

M.S. Wiggins · Aug 19, 2017

^ Invented a Soul Calibration app.

Pony. · Aug 19, 2017

^Lives in the highest room of the tallest tower of a castle beset by a pissed off salamander and an angry newt.

James Ryan · Aug 19, 2017

^ Is a giant salanewt.

Pony. · Aug 19, 2017

^Wants Fruiybat to spank him. He's been bad.

Nymtoc · Aug 19, 2017

^ Makes a video of the spanking (it goes viral).

armydillo978 · Aug 19, 2017

^ Still has diaper cream on his buttocks to heal the spanking rash

James Ryan · Aug 20, 2017

^ Goes on Dr. Phil because Army is addicted to wearing diaper cream and watching the video.

gmwhitley · Aug 20, 2017

Is a Russian spy. I've been watching The Americans.

Pony. · Aug 20, 2017

^Thinks the TV has been watching her.

Fruitbat · Aug 20, 2017

^Dreams of having a harem of My Little Pony toys.

armydillo978 · Aug 20, 2017

^Hordes freeze dried fruit.....for the hard times...... or a midnight snack

Pony. · Aug 20, 2017

^Keeps the shower stocked with urinal cakes.

armydillo978 · Aug 20, 2017

^ Was the inspiration for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

whataremorals · Aug 20, 2017

^will only eat off of Zoo Pals plates

Lavern08 · Aug 20, 2017

^ Once dated Kermit, the Frog.

Pony. · Aug 20, 2017

^This isn't the real Lavern; what did you think the 08 was about?