Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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^Deemed too extreme for the exhibitionists union, they felt letting her join would spoil and disrupt the wholesome nature of the union’s mission and purpose.
 
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^ is obviously not a union worker, or he would have known that’s what they would have done anyway.
 

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