Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Nymtoc · Apr 15, 2018

^ Has a complicated relationship with the moon.

Pony. · Apr 15, 2018

^got ticketed for diagonally parking a cozy coup peddal car in a parallel dimenssion.

Nymtoc · Apr 22, 2018

^ Steals cookies from Girl Scouts.

M.S. Wiggins · Apr 23, 2018

^ Robs Peter to pay Paul.

Sam Artisan · Apr 23, 2018

^Not only stole an entire Brittany Spears costume from her concert tour, but regularly wears it to political rallies.

Shadow · Apr 26, 2018

^ Has no head at all, literally a liar and a bad person.

ValleyChristion · Apr 26, 2018

^ Doesn't bother to go to the grocery store, just buys pallets of dog food and eats with the hounds.

Pony. · Apr 26, 2018

^Once write an exposè on the safety factors of elevators in 19th century one room school houses.

ValleyChristion · Apr 26, 2018

^ Assumes such elevators only go up

Pony. · Apr 26, 2018

^got into an argument this morning; his reflection in the mirror won.

Cindyt · Apr 26, 2018

^^^^^aka the Green Ripper and Travis McGee is after his butt.

Pony. · Apr 27, 2018

^Grows things in her socks. Her toes don’t mind, because they like the company, since she doesn’t talk to them as much as she used to.

Northborn Swordsman · Apr 30, 2018

^Holds the world record for swallowing poison dart frogs. The technique's all in the gulp.

Pony. · Apr 30, 2018

^Keeps trying convince people of the Northborn Swordsman thing, but he's actually from the west side and the most vicious blade he's ever held has been a butter knife.

Nymtoc · Apr 30, 2018

^ Trains racing frogs.

Pony. · Apr 30, 2018

^Sore loser. Don’t take it out on me just be because your frog was disqualified for using performance enhacing flies.

Northborn Swordsman · Apr 30, 2018

^Takes bribes to falsify roidfly testing results, helping ensure the right outcomes in illegal frog-race betting parlors.

Pony. · Apr 30, 2018

^Tried to open a museum for the heads and arms of statues in other museums.

Northborn Swordsman · Apr 30, 2018

^Gifted vials of blood to multiple Tibetan sherpas, shortly becoming the only person in history to climb Everest via the Lich Method.

Cindyt · Apr 30, 2018

^^^^^Tore Achilles tendon while hopscotching with Brad Pitt on the set of Seven Years in Tibet.

Pony. · Apr 30, 2018

^constantly searching for something to put under the costers on her coffee table.

Nymtoc · May 2, 2018

^ Makes interesting sculptures from bird droppings.

M.S. Wiggins · May 2, 2018

^ Collector of pigeon-poop statues.

Cindyt · May 2, 2018

^^^^^changed her medium to African elephant dung.

Pony. · May 2, 2018

^Took a rocking chair and turned the rockers around so it would rock forward and make it easier to fake being interested in conversations going on around her.

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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