^^was found in the store eating pickles from the jar. I was told the incident was very bizarre! ^^
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^^Thinks everyone is picking their noses, even though he reigns #1 in the "Elite Championship of Nosepickers."
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" was abducted by a water nymph rusalka while sun bathing at the beach. I wonder if he has gills now?^^
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^ Emerged from the surf wearing a seaweed bikini and collapsed onto the white sands of a crowded tourist beach, declaring, “I am Homo nori.”
Was responsible for the spreading of the Loch Ness monster after they consumed Don Julio and proclaimed themselves as rulers over all lakes, streams and puddles.
^^ Sat in the dark under the blue glow of the computers light. Tapping rhythmically at the keys of a board making up lies but non the less never a moment bored^^
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^^Wore flowers in her hair and tried to go to San Fransisco but ended up in San Antonio instead.
^^ sold sunflowers to a girl for her hair. Laughed hysterically as she squealed and ran from the bee that emerged to defend its flower. ^^
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^^ was found with the remains of dear Gargantuan no word as to what caused this tragedy only rumors of rice and gravy ^^^
Forced fairies to take him to Neverland just so he could over throw hook and capture poor peter all because he had no peanut butter for his jelly sandwich!
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^ claims that in previous lives she was Queen Nefertiti, Catherine the Great, Florence Nightingale, and...oh...Bonnie Parker sometimes.
^^Speaks in a nasally voice in front of others as a means to deceive. In all actuality he is..... the person writing this news has been reported missing any knowledge of their whereabouts should be reported to the Absolute Write Mods at once!