Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

^ Never been to Charleston, SC.

Enlightened is really a stone golem that is forever denouncing the existence of god but in secret can be found weeping rivulets of dust at the feet of the Virgin Mary.

^ Swims with water wings.

Nymtoc is really a long since disbanded rock group comprised of 13 drunken smileys. There one single, "Round and Mellow, Pound the Flesh, and Eat my Cello", topped the chart at 22,372.

They now spend their days, bashing their heads into brick walls, running insurance scams and laughing maniacally.

And Nathan Brazil is looking for a new band to idolize.

^A former grim reaper - is now an aspiring psychologist. When he gets bored with his patients, he reaps their soul and leaves them to walk the earth like an empty shell.

^ Steals the empty shells and sells them to Hollywood for use in CGI films.

^Stunt double for CGI characters.

^ Original inspiration for anime characters.

^Has mastered the art of power napping - in 5 minute increments. A co-worker who caught her "napping" in a 2 hour business meeting, was impressed when she was able to recite everything that had been said - word for word.

^ Goes on TV to market a pillow he invented. He claims it is filled with little pieces of poly-foam, but it is actually filled with unknown stuff that he finds in a local landfill. Lawsuits are pending.

^Has made quite a tidy sum from experimental surgeries and drug treatments. Aside from the occasional hitch in the wirin', like being able to see out of his left nostril, everything appears to be just fine.

^Eats zombie thread for breakfast.

Nathan took the puppy in his avatar for a walk, but led him to a sketchy part of town and threw him at a zombie dog which bit the pupper and set the apocalypse in motion.

Earthling my foot, she’s already been deported from every decent planet on this end of the Milky Way.

^ Still trying to peddle his cold-fusion machine.

Chugs Slurpees searching for the brain freeze threshold.

Pony. was barred from Buckingham Palace for picking a fight with a Swan they lost a tiddlywinks competition to.

^ Kalsik’s uncle Negan attempted to have a shark fin surgically attached to his back. Kalsik’s family quashed the attempt and the rumors that were spreading. They let the uncle tie a foam fin to his back whilst swimming in their pool, which has, for the most part, quelled his desire to return to his natural shark form and return to the sea.

Plays nick nack paddy whack, gives himself a bone.

^ Has applied several times to caddy for Trump at Mar-A-Lago. Hasn't heard back, keeps hoping.

^ Is still smarting because Trump beat him that last round they played. (and Trump didn't even have to cheat to do it.)

^Once used his scythe as a golf club. He didn’t fare so well, but his three golf buddies were unable to finish their round and Pony was never invited back.

I’ve been meaning to ask how you’re doing since then, Ace.

^You still keeping my head in a duffel bag?