Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

^recently learned how to use his stationary bike, it’s excellent for hanging coats.

^Concocted an elaborate plan to bring the nations of the world to their knees and subjugate them beneath the iron bootheels of his army. Unfortunately, failed to properly condition or measure his legions before supplying them with iron boots, causing history's only known mass defeat by bad arch support.

^Collects doll heads. Not the whole doll, just the heads. Really likes the ones with blinking eyes.

(Just for the record, they were a titanium alloy, not iron.)

^ Plays Grand Theft Auto for an hour every morning before breakfast.

So says the guy who scouts go-fish tournaments looking for a worthy opponent.

^^Played so many dice games that he went into debt and then borrowed money ONLY to invest it into more dice games, which became ever more intense as their duration wore on. Then, with calculating efficiency, started a dice Pyramid-Scheme that ended up with the government chasing him. Alas, he went into hiding, but could not resist the urge of the dice. He went to secret underground dice games for the excitement. In one altercation, he nearly ended up fighting a man twice his size! Then, he began to discover that dice could be played on a roulette wheel and things got really crazy! He organized gambling houses, even one in the police station (because: why not?) He rolled dice in his spare time and engaged in roulette dice in his dreams. However, a stranger appeared that had the idea of a revolving roulette wheel that shot out the dice upwards and you would have to guess the numbers that would come through. Pony believed that the game could become even more intense if they had to guess EACH dice number and so implemented it in his grand schemes. Then, he was caught (playing dice of course) and rolled dice throughout his way to the madhouse. They say he still rolls dice quietly in his room to this day...

^You have a very unnatural fixation with dice, no move Vegas/Reno/Atlantic City weekend getaways for you.

^Has long maintained that Lamborghini is a type of cheese.

^ Has no preference, cuts every type of cheese.

^^^^^wears a wig made from dyed-orange cat whiskers.

^ paints picture of polar bears in snowstorms and doesn’t understand why nobody gets it.

^ All smiles, because he just completed his 358th crop circle.

Ya know, it’s getting harder to find a field to do donuts in, they keep getting paved over for stripmalls and parking lots.

^ 'Took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum'.

He destroyed all the forests with one stroke...

That would put an end to forest fires.

^^^^^He threw off his full-body Unibomber hoodie on Halloween 2017, dressed up like Gen. George Armstrong Custer, and went trick or treating on the Sioux Res at Pineridge.

^^Took the Last Train to London.

^ Mutinied on a ferry bound for purgatory.

^ Shot down the Wizard of Oz's balloon as he was trying to return home.

^^IS the Wizard of Oz.....

IN DISGUISE!?!?!?!?!?! :O

^sneaks liver and onions into movie theaters so he won’t have to wait in line at the concession stand.

^^Bought so much fish and chips that they whisper, "He's out here fishin' for chips again" when he walks by.

^^^^^Ate a big bowl of pinto beans for Sunday breakfast and farted four shotgun blasts on a wooden pew in the church sanctuary, causing the flock to dive for cover.

^^Evidently eats too many beans and has watched too many comedy movies.