Coddiwomple had a minor role in the movie The Godfather. She played Jack Woltz' bedmate for that one scene. Just look at her avatar if you have any doubts.
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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Drachen spends far too much time looking at Coddiwomple's avatar. And he polishes his horn while he does it.
(avert your eyes, children)
(avert your eyes, children)
Norman bought a can of 'horn' polish back in the depression of '29 when it only cost a nickel and in spite of daily polishing he's still working on that same tin. His last girlfriend told me that finding him was like a needle in a haystack. I thought at first she meant he was an amazing boyfriend, until she explained she meant the metaphor a lot more literally than that.
Drachen Jager likes making up outrageous lies and desperately hopes this thread won't die. He's so pathetic he'll even make up outrageous lies about himself if it keeps things going.
Drachen Jager likes to put shoes on his hands because he loves when his fingers smell like toes
Snitchat is a door to door computer salesman. He picked himself a route where computer ownership is lowest in the entire United States, so he can't understand why none of the Amish people he meets want his product.
Snitchcat thinks that ineffable is a word used to describe a relative who is a first cousin or closer.
Snitchcat holds three Guinness world records, longest nose hair, snottiest nose hair, and most times making a Guinness judge puke in one world record attempt.
Drachen Jager is secretly a group of smurfs. Each one is standing on a different section of the keyboard while one shouts orders and three of them operate the mouse.
NathanLyle is such a rabid Texas native he will dig up any insignificant factoid just to bring up his hometown in conversation, such as “did you know last Tuesday was the 183rd birthday of the Republic of Texas that was born in 1836?”
Perscribo still thinks Santa Claus is real. She just figures she's been naughty every year since she moved away from home, but she can't figure out what she's been doing wrong.
In a secret, candlelit closet in his basement, an angry Drachen Jager takes twisted pleasure in melting the wings off of My Little Ponies that also have alicorns that he finds offensive.
When they were passing out saddles, Drachen Jager thought they said paddles, and so he said, “give me one I can swing into these little white balls.”
Wherever Perscribo lives children are assigned saddles once they hit puberty.... It's a strange custom, but it's supposed to keep the physical contact to a minimum during sex. She thinks this is normal and something people practice worldwide. Don't let her in on the secret though, if she starts asking too many questions her cult leader will take her computer privileges away.
Drachen Jager subscribes to Buns of Steel Magazine to fix his persistent sharting problem.
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I was the unintended recipient of sexting messages from K Robert that were clearly intended for Katie Hill 
Dan Rhys is a closet pyromaniac who keeps his pipe constantly lit in case he happens upon a target of opportunity to set ablaze.
K. Robert D. might not realize southern CA is ablaze, and continues to enact ablutions as if safe in Townsend.
Perscribo is under investigation for excavating dinosaur fossils from the Badlands National Park in South Dakota and selling them from a roadside souvenir stand in Branson Missouri
K. Robert D. thinks Jiminy Cricket is a pimp character in a popular 1970s blaxploitation film.