Perscribo applied to participate in Survivor season 3 but got voted off at the application phase because her listed home town was the same as the venue
Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II
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When Perscribo was ten, she swapped her grandparents tube of toothpaste with a tube of Preparation H sending her grandma to the doctor for an examination because she didn't want to walk the dog.
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NathanLyle self-interrogates, staring into the bright light, confessing his inner most thoughts and skeletons in a bid to find inspiration to write that long elusive murder-mystery novel.
K Robert Donovan sells seashells by the seashore, but neglects to mention prices until he sizes up the new customers.
K Robert Donovan juggles imaginary balls he claims are real, hoping to impress real jugglers in the park.
Enlightened has a secret chemistry lab tucked over his garage where, amongst other things, he's labored under the delusion of creating an antidote to counter recent viral outbreaks.
Enlightened likes the creamy center of Oreo cookies so much that he buys the product in cases and now suffers from cremoreficus disease - a swelling of the head that paints a person's tongue white, leaving them mute, and blocks the auditory functions to the brain, rendering him deaf.
K Robert Donovan, the great practitioner of passing the buck, got lost in his quest to find the fountain of youth when he stumbled across a communal bidet, and became evil in the land when he drank heartily from it.
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Of course I dfon't believe such scurrilous rumors, but I heard that Enlightened adopted that nom-de-forum after using a vape powered by a Tesla coil.
Oneblindmouse has a vast collection of chewing-gum wrappers, but she has trouble persuading people to come look at it.
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Nymtoc, however, is utterly fascinated with the display; particularly the specimens that have been used to contain the expended product.
Matera, who is partial to bubblegum, takes selfies that show her remarkable proficiency with the product.
Nymtoc is just jealous of Matera's ability to blow bubblegum bubbles, as his just burst onto his nose.
Oneblindmouse hasn't showered in over a month and has started an herbal garden between her toes. Chives??
K Robert Donovan pretends to live in a castle, but in reality lives in a box under a bridge.
Oneblindmouse pretends to be a vegan and animal sympathist, but was recently found to be hoarding hundreds of pounds of fresh meat to sell at exorbitant prices. Kabob anyone?
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StephanieFox secretly covets those cats and has 98 litter boxes, 340 pounds of kitty litter, and has been amassing cat toys at an alarming rate.
druid 12000 lives in a styrofoam replica of Stonehenge on the edge of a trailer park. He tells everyone it's a perfect replica, but several measurements are off. He puts up a polka-dot awning when it rains.
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Nymtoc trains rats to steal his neighbor's newspaper. He practices his shocked expression in the mirror, so he's prepared when they ask if he's seen anyone taking their paper.
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