My donkey's as smart as can be,
he likes to play chess after tea.
But his hooves hamper play
(not to mention his bray!)
he likes to play chess after tea.
But his hooves hamper play
(not to mention his bray!)
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My donkey's as smart as can be,
He likes to play chess after tea.
But his hooves hamper play
(Not to mention his bray!)
As he lifts up his leg to go pee.
I once took a "Gentleman's Dare"
But his hooves hamper play
(Not to mention his bray!)
As he lifts up his leg to go pee.
I once took a "Gentleman's Dare"
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I once took a "Gentleman's Dare"
I still have the photos somewhere.
And the things that they show,
I still have the photos somewhere.
And the things that they show,
I once took a "Gentleman's Dare"
I still have the photos somewhere.
And the things that they show,
You just don't need to know
I still have the photos somewhere.
And the things that they show,
You just don't need to know
I once took a "Gentleman's Dare"
I still have the photos somewhere.
And the things that they show,
You just don't need to know,
But if you're...good...I'm willing to share.
Young Ernest was known to be shy
I still have the photos somewhere.
And the things that they show,
You just don't need to know,
But if you're...good...I'm willing to share.
Young Ernest was known to be shy
Young Ernest was known to be shy.
It's said there's a good reason why
he wants to be hid
from the things that he did
It's said there's a good reason why
he wants to be hid
from the things that he did
Young Ernest was known to be shy.
It's said there's a good reason why
he wants to be hid
from the things that he did
lest the shit hits the fan and does fly.
The rumours are lurid and wild
It's said there's a good reason why
he wants to be hid
from the things that he did
lest the shit hits the fan and does fly.
The rumours are lurid and wild
The rumours are lurid and wild,
(compared to the truth they're quite mild.)
I'd blush if I said,
(compared to the truth they're quite mild.)
I'd blush if I said,
The rumours are lurid and wild,
(compared to the truth they're quite mild.)
I'd blush if I said,
What I do in my bed
(compared to the truth they're quite mild.)
I'd blush if I said,
What I do in my bed
The rumours are lurid and wild,
(compared to the truth they're quite mild.)
I'd blush if I said,
What I do in my bed.....
…..Is this the right number I’ve dialled?
Tonight it is All Hallowes Eve
(compared to the truth they're quite mild.)
I'd blush if I said,
What I do in my bed.....
…..Is this the right number I’ve dialled?
Tonight it is All Hallowes Eve
Tonight it is All Hallowes Eve
And I have a date with "Big Steve"
I'll come as a ghost,
I don't like to boast
And I have a date with "Big Steve"
I'll come as a ghost,
I don't like to boast
Tonight it is All Hallowes Eve
And I have a date with "Big Steve"
I'll come as a ghost,
I don't like to boast,
but when real ghosts see me, they believe!
My pumpkin has sinister eyes
And I have a date with "Big Steve"
I'll come as a ghost,
I don't like to boast,
but when real ghosts see me, they believe!
My pumpkin has sinister eyes
My pumpkin has sinister eyes
The kids will get such a surprise.
Well, they did, and they fled
The kids will get such a surprise.
Well, they did, and they fled
My pumpkin has sinister eyes
The kids will get such a surprise.
Well, they did, and they fled
'Cause his eyes turned bright red
The kids will get such a surprise.
Well, they did, and they fled
'Cause his eyes turned bright red
My pumpkin has sinister eyes
The kids will get such a surprise.
Well, they did, and they fled
'Cause his eyes turned bright red.
So the candy's mine I surmise.
Jill asked me if I knew her friend
The kids will get such a surprise.
Well, they did, and they fled
'Cause his eyes turned bright red.
So the candy's mine I surmise.
Jill asked me if I knew her friend
Jill asked me if I knew her friend
(the one who had gone round the bend)
I said, "I'm not sure,"
(the one who had gone round the bend)
I said, "I'm not sure,"
Jill asked me if I knew her friend
(the one who had gone round the bend)
I said, "I'm not sure.
Est-ce-qu'elle aime faire l'amour?"
(the one who had gone round the bend)
I said, "I'm not sure.
Est-ce-qu'elle aime faire l'amour?"
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