It's astonishing what people think
It drives a sane person to drink
And a drunk to more booze
It drives a sane person to drink
And a drunk to more booze
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It's astonishing what people think
It drives a sane person to drink
And a drunk to more booze
Is never good news
It drives a sane person to drink
And a drunk to more booze
Is never good news
It's astonishing what people think
It drives a sane person to drink
And a drunk to more booze
Is never good news
In fact, it can kick up a stink.
Last night, I got lost in the fog
It drives a sane person to drink
And a drunk to more booze
Is never good news
In fact, it can kick up a stink.
Last night, I got lost in the fog
Larry M
Banned
Last night, I got lost in the fog
While chasing my blue-ribbon hog
The hog had a knack
Of doubling back
While chasing my blue-ribbon hog
The hog had a knack
Of doubling back
Last night, I got lost in the fog
While chasing my blue-ribbon hog
The hog had a knack
Of doubling back
And pushed me right into a bog.
The hovering saucer glowed green
While chasing my blue-ribbon hog
The hog had a knack
Of doubling back
And pushed me right into a bog.
The hovering saucer glowed green
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Larry M
Banned
The hovering saucer glowed green,
the occupants looked rather mean.
I tried to escape
But I stood mouth agape
the occupants looked rather mean.
I tried to escape
But I stood mouth agape
The hovering saucer glowed green,
the occupants looked rather mean.
I tried to escape
But I stood mouth agape
now no-one believes where I’ve been.
I stood in the forest alone
the occupants looked rather mean.
I tried to escape
But I stood mouth agape
now no-one believes where I’ve been.
I stood in the forest alone
I stood in the forest alone
Aside from my trusty iPhone
The saucer kept glowing
My terror kept growing
Aside from my trusty iPhone
The saucer kept glowing
My terror kept growing
I stood in the forest alone
Aside from my trusty iPhone
The saucer kept glowing
My terror kept growing
I fell to my knees with a groan!
But then I knew what I should do
Aside from my trusty iPhone
The saucer kept glowing
My terror kept growing
I fell to my knees with a groan!
But then I knew what I should do
But then I knew what I should do,
'till the green glow shifted to blue.
I shouted, "Code red!"
'till the green glow shifted to blue.
I shouted, "Code red!"
But then I knew what I should do,
till the green glow shifted to blue.
I shouted, “Code red!”
Then dashed right ahead
till the green glow shifted to blue.
I shouted, “Code red!”
Then dashed right ahead
But then I knew what I should do,
till the green glow shifted to blue.
I shouted, “Code red!”
Then dashed right ahead
Till I bellyflopped into a slough.
I struggled to pull myself out
till the green glow shifted to blue.
I shouted, “Code red!”
Then dashed right ahead
Till I bellyflopped into a slough.
I struggled to pull myself out
Larry M
Banned
I struggled to pull myself out
My hog tossed me a rope with her snout
I made it to shore
despite the uproar
My hog tossed me a rope with her snout
I made it to shore
despite the uproar
I struggled to pull myself out
My hog tossed me a rope with her snout
I made it to shore
despite the uproar,
exhausted, and too weak to shout.
And then the strange craft reappeared
My hog tossed me a rope with her snout
I made it to shore
despite the uproar,
exhausted, and too weak to shout.
And then the strange craft reappeared
And then the strange craft reappeared
with Santa and all his reindeer.
Then I knew I was tripping
with Santa and all his reindeer.
Then I knew I was tripping