Limericks Still Live!
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There was an old man with a cactus
Who learned how to tame it with practice
He cast all these spells
Who learned how to tame it with practice
He cast all these spells
There was an old man with a cactus
Who learned how to tame it with practice
He cast all these spells
Blew whistles and bells
Who learned how to tame it with practice
He cast all these spells
Blew whistles and bells
There was an old man with a cactus
Who learned how to tame it with practice
He cast all these spells
Blew whistles and bells--
all for naught. It pricked like a euphractus.
Some lim'ricks just don't make the grade
Who learned how to tame it with practice
He cast all these spells
Blew whistles and bells--
all for naught. It pricked like a euphractus.
Some lim'ricks just don't make the grade
Some lim'ricks just don't make the grade,
the rhymes are quite off, some have said. (sayed?
)
the rhymes are quite off, some have said. (sayed?
)
Larry M
Banned
Some lim'ricks just don't make the grade,
the rhymes are quite off, some have said. (sayed?)
So we practice and learn
the rhymes are quite off, some have said. (sayed?
)So we practice and learn
Some lim'ricks just don't make the grade,
The rhymes are quite off, some have said.
So we practice and learn
Count syllables each turn
The rhymes are quite off, some have said.
So we practice and learn
Count syllables each turn
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Some lim'ricks just don't make the grade,
The rhymes are quite off, some have said.
So we practice and learn,
Count syllables each turn—
rejoice in mistakes we have maid. (sic)
She told me I'm wasting my time.
The rhymes are quite off, some have said.
So we practice and learn,
Count syllables each turn—
rejoice in mistakes we have maid. (sic)
She told me I'm wasting my time.
She told me I'm wasting my time.
I told her, "It's only a dime."
"Oh, a dime bag will do,
As long as it's you,"
I told her, "It's only a dime."
"Oh, a dime bag will do,
As long as it's you,"
Larry M
Banned
She told me I'm wasting my time.
I told her, "It's only a dime."
"Oh, a dime bag will do,
As long as it's you,"
But remember I'm well past my prime
She told me I'm older than dirt
I told her, "It's only a dime."
"Oh, a dime bag will do,
As long as it's you,"
But remember I'm well past my prime
She told me I'm older than dirt
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Larry M
Banned
She told me I'm older than dirt
Which I am, but truth can still hurt.
So I told her that she
Might strongly agree
Which I am, but truth can still hurt.
So I told her that she
Might strongly agree
She told me I'm older than dirt
Which I am, but truth can still hurt.
So I told her that she,
might strongly agree,
if I left to live in a yurt.
My girlfriend moved to Nantucket
Which I am, but truth can still hurt.
So I told her that she,
might strongly agree,
if I left to live in a yurt.
My girlfriend moved to Nantucket
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My girlfriend moved to Nantucket
She said I should come; I said "F***it."
Well, that made her mad
She said I should come; I said "F***it."
Well, that made her mad
My girlfriend moved to Nantucket
She said I should come; I said "F***it."
Well, that made her mad,
she called me a cad.
She said I should come; I said "F***it."
Well, that made her mad,
she called me a cad.
My girlfriend moved to Nantucket
She said I should come; I said "F***it."
Well, that made her mad,
she called me a cad,
So I gave her an egg and said, "Suck it!"
The writing appeared on the wall
She said I should come; I said "F***it."
Well, that made her mad,
she called me a cad,
So I gave her an egg and said, "Suck it!"
The writing appeared on the wall
The writing appeared on the wall,
of an O'Hare men's restroom stall.
of an O'Hare men's restroom stall.
The note made me blush
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Larry M
Banned
The writing appeared on the wall,
of an O'Hare men's restroom stall.
The note made me blush
My knees turned to slush
of an O'Hare men's restroom stall.
The note made me blush
My knees turned to slush
The writing appeared on the wall,
Of an O'Hare men's restroom stall.
The note made me blush
My knees turned to slush
And I missed my flight's last boarding call.
It's astonishing what people think
Of an O'Hare men's restroom stall.
The note made me blush
My knees turned to slush
And I missed my flight's last boarding call.
It's astonishing what people think