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Seconding that...
There once was a red-nosed old fool,
who got drunk, and started to drool.
So addled was he
that he ordered some tea
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Seconding that...
There once was a red-nosed old fool,
who got drunk, and started to drool.
So addled was he
that he ordered some tea
THANX a 1,000,000! I missed you all, but I've come back to be a thorn in your side again!
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I missed you all, and I have returned with schemes skillfully designed to annoy you once again!
There once was a red-nosed old fool,
who got drunk, and started to drool.
So addled was he
that he ordered some tea
with dill pickles, which he thought was cool.
The lass heard a knock at the door
who got drunk, and started to drool.
So addled was he
that he ordered some tea
with dill pickles, which he thought was cool.
The lass heard a knock at the door
The lass heard a knock at the door.
"Let me in", a voice did implore.
"But sir, 'tis so late!"
"Let me in", a voice did implore.
"But sir, 'tis so late!"
The lass heard a knock at the door.
"Let me in", a voice did implore.
"But sir, 'tis so late!"
"I beg you to wait",
"Let me in", a voice did implore.
"But sir, 'tis so late!"
"I beg you to wait",
The lass heard a knock at the door.
"Let me in", a voice did implore.
"But sir, 'tis so late!"
"I beg you to wait",
But alas, he burst in with a roar!
Such stories were told long ago
"But sir, 'tis so late!"
"I beg you to wait",
But alas, he burst in with a roar!
Such stories were told long ago
Such stories were told long ago,
when they had no TV, you know.
But now we're blasé--
"What's the scandal today?"--
when they had no TV, you know.
But now we're blasé--
"What's the scandal today?"--
Such stories were told long ago,
when they had no TV, you know.
But now we're blasé--
"What's the scandal today?"--
"Still more sexcapades? Oh, that's de trop!"
The world's topsy-turvy today.
when they had no TV, you know.
But now we're blasé--
"What's the scandal today?"--
"Still more sexcapades? Oh, that's de trop!"
The world's topsy-turvy today.
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The world's topsy-turvy today,
and it'll get worse I daresay.
Just a glance at the news,
and you'll reach for the booze.
and it'll get worse I daresay.
Just a glance at the news,
and you'll reach for the booze.
The world's topsy-turvy today,
and it'll get worse I daresay.
Just a glance at the news,
and you'll reach for the booze,
and you'll have a swill time, come what may.
The oceans are rising, I hear.
and it'll get worse I daresay.
Just a glance at the news,
and you'll reach for the booze,
and you'll have a swill time, come what may.
The oceans are rising, I hear.
The oceans are rising, I hear.
(On this mountain, should I feel fear?)
I thought, surely, I don't
(On this mountain, should I feel fear?)
I thought, surely, I don't
The oceans are rising, I hear.
(On this mountain, should I feel fear?)
I thought, surely, I don't
need to worry. I won't
(On this mountain, should I feel fear?)
I thought, surely, I don't
need to worry. I won't
The oceans are rising, I hear.
(On this mountain, should I feel fear?)
I thought, surely, I don't
need to worry. I won't.
I’ll just have another cold beer.
A popular lady called Maisie
(On this mountain, should I feel fear?)
I thought, surely, I don't
need to worry. I won't.
I’ll just have another cold beer.
A popular lady called Maisie
A popular lady called Maisie
whose knowledge of science was hazy.
I once heard her say,
"How many Moon, in the sky, are they?"
Maisie's cool--she's just daft as a daisy.
My donkey's as smart as can be.
whose knowledge of science was hazy.
I once heard her say,
"How many Moon, in the sky, are they?"
Maisie's cool--she's just daft as a daisy.
My donkey's as smart as can be.
My donkey's as smart as can be,
he likes to play chess after tea.
But his hooves hamper play,
he likes to play chess after tea.
But his hooves hamper play,