Limericks Still Live!
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But best take some care with hot peppers
It's the most fun to feed them to lepers
For jaw-dropping fun
It's the most fun to feed them to lepers
For jaw-dropping fun
But best take some care with hot peppers
It's the most fun to feed them to lepers
For jaw-dropping fun
They shed toes when they run
It's the most fun to feed them to lepers
For jaw-dropping fun
They shed toes when they run
But best take some care with hot peppers
It's the most fun to feed them to lepers
For jaw-dropping fun
They shed toes when they run
quick marching like scabrous goose-steppers
Have you been to the zombie parade?
It's the most fun to feed them to lepers
For jaw-dropping fun
They shed toes when they run
quick marching like scabrous goose-steppers
Have you been to the zombie parade?
Have you been to the zombie parade?
Where the vendors sell brainy Kool-Aid?
It’s like Pride for the Dead
Where the vendors sell brainy Kool-Aid?
It’s like Pride for the Dead
Have you been to the zombie parade?
Where the vendors sell brainy Kool-Aid?
It’s like Pride for the Dead
Goes straight to the head.
Leaving all of us battered and frayed.
I've drafted new words on my WIP!
Where the vendors sell brainy Kool-Aid?
It’s like Pride for the Dead
Goes straight to the head.
Leaving all of us battered and frayed.
I've drafted new words on my WIP!
I've drafted new words on my WIP!
so now I can freely let rip.
If I get nice and drunk
so now I can freely let rip.
If I get nice and drunk
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I've drafted new words on my WIP!
so now I can freely let rip.
If I get nice and drunk,
toss the craft books (ker-plunk!),
so now I can freely let rip.
If I get nice and drunk,
toss the craft books (ker-plunk!),
I've drafted new words on my WIP!
so now I can freely let rip.
If I get nice and drunk,
toss the craft books (ker-plunk!),
all the critics will shout, "It's a pip!"
Lost my keys. Can't get into my house.
so now I can freely let rip.
If I get nice and drunk,
toss the craft books (ker-plunk!),
all the critics will shout, "It's a pip!"
Lost my keys. Can't get into my house.
Lost my keys. Can't get into my house.
Luckily, I have a trained mouse.
But the neighbor's young terrier
Luckily, I have a trained mouse.
But the neighbor's young terrier
Lost my keys. Can't get into my house.
Luckily, I have a trained mouse.
But the neighbor's young terrier
thinks "the more, the merrier"
Luckily, I have a trained mouse.
But the neighbor's young terrier
thinks "the more, the merrier"
Lost my keys. Can't get into my house.
Luckily, I have a trained mouse.
But the neighbor's young terrier
thinks "the more, the merrier".
My name, if you wondered, is Klaus.
That detail is quite immaterial
Luckily, I have a trained mouse.
But the neighbor's young terrier
thinks "the more, the merrier".
My name, if you wondered, is Klaus.
That detail is quite immaterial
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That detail is quite immaterial,
As nihil ad rem as cold cereal.
For what's in a name?
Notoriety and fame
As nihil ad rem as cold cereal.
For what's in a name?
Notoriety and fame
That detail is quite immaterial,
As nihil ad rem as cold cereal.
For what's in a name?
Notoriety and fame
which can be so brief and ethereal.
If you live to a hundred and three
As nihil ad rem as cold cereal.
For what's in a name?
Notoriety and fame
which can be so brief and ethereal.
If you live to a hundred and three
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If you live to a hundred and three
You will suffer in hip, neck and knee
With these musical joints
You will suffer in hip, neck and knee
With these musical joints
If you live to a hundred and three
You will suffer in hip, neck and knee
With these musical joints
You can win Brownie points
You will suffer in hip, neck and knee
With these musical joints
You can win Brownie points
If you live to a hundred and three
You will suffer in hip, neck and knee
With these musical joints
You can win Brownie points
and be just as rambunctious as me.
How I wish I had trained as a dancer!
You will suffer in hip, neck and knee
With these musical joints
You can win Brownie points
and be just as rambunctious as me.
How I wish I had trained as a dancer!
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