Limericks Still Live!

CDSinex · Nov 11, 2018

Jill asked me if I knew her friend
(the one who had gone round the bend)
I said, "I'm not sure.
Est-ce-qu'elle aime faire l'amour?"
But it's Greek to me I contend.

She sat next to me in French class.

Sir_Nigel · Nov 12, 2018

She sat next to me in French class.
where I gave her a freshly caught bass

oneblindmouse · Nov 12, 2018

She sat next to me in French class.
where I gave her a freshly caught bass.
"It reminds me of you."

Sir_Nigel · Nov 13, 2018

She sat next to me in French class.
where I gave her a freshly caught bass.
"It reminds me of you
‘cos it smells a bit too"

Nymtoc · Nov 14, 2018

She sat next to me in French class.
where I gave her a freshly caught bass.
"It reminds me of you
‘cos it smells a bit too"
After that, I lost track of the lass.

In a house at the end of the lane

Cobalt Jade · Nov 15, 2018

In a house at the end of the lane
Lived a man long considered insane

Sir_Nigel · Nov 16, 2018

In a house at the end of the lane
Lived a man long considered insane
His neighbours were wary

Marissa D · Nov 16, 2018

In a house at the end of the lane
Lived a man long considered insane
His neighbours were wary
of his new llama dairy

Sir_Nigel · Nov 16, 2018

In a house at the end of the lane
Lived a man long considered insane
His neighbours were wary
of his new llama dairy
and his six fingered underling, Dwayne.

Then the neighbourhood cats disappeared

CDSinex · Nov 16, 2018

Then the neighbourhood cats disappeared,
Ol' Dwayne threw a big party, and cheered.

Lavern08 · Nov 16, 2018

Then the neighbourhood cats disappeared,
Ol' Dwayne threw a big party, and cheered.
'Cause the cats made him wheezy

oneblindmouse · Nov 17, 2018

Then the neighbourhood cats disappeared,
Ol' Dwayne threw a big party, and cheered.
'Cause the cats made him wheezy,
Short-tempered and sneezy

Cobalt Jade · Nov 17, 2018

Then the neighbourhood cats disappeared,
Ol' Dwayne threw a big party, and cheered.
'Cause the cats made him wheezy,
Short-tempered and sneezy

When his new fiancee appeared.

Lavern08 · Nov 17, 2018

OK, new one...

For Thanksgiving I'm not eating meat

oneblindmouse · Nov 17, 2018

For Thanksgiving I´m not eating meat
Which, believe me, is quite a big feat

-Riv- · Nov 17, 2018

For Thanksgiving I´m not eating meat
Which, believe me, is quite a big feat
I'll try to be good

oneblindmouse · Nov 17, 2018

For Thanksgiving I´m not eating meat
Which, believe me, is quite a big feat
I'll try to be good
Though I´m misunderstood

CDSinex · Nov 18, 2018

For Thanksgiving I´m not eating meat.
Which, believe me, is quite a big feat.
I'll try to be good,
though I´m misunderstood,
and when nobody's looking might cheat.

While watching a game on TV.

-Riv- · Nov 18, 2018

While watching a game on TV
My dad drank four gallons of tea

Marissa D · Nov 18, 2018

While watching a game on TV
My dad drank four gallons of tea.
When half-time came round

-Riv- · Nov 18, 2018

While watching a game on TV
My dad drank four gallons of tea.
When half-time came round
The bathroom he found

Sir_Nigel · Nov 20, 2018

While watching a game on TV
My dad drank four gallons of tea.
When half-time came round
the bathroom he found
(because last time he used the settee).

Behold! he declared – I am Moses

CDSinex · Nov 20, 2018

Behold! he declared – I am Moses,
then stood there and struck a few poses.

Nymtoc · Nov 20, 2018

Behold! he declared – I am Moses,
then stood there and struck a few poses.
"Now, see the Red Sea,"

Lavern08 · Nov 20, 2018

Behold! He declared – "I am Moses,"
Then stood there, and struck a few poses.
"Now, see the Red Sea,
Dried up, it shall be,"

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The new me

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

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Sit Down, and Shut Up!

The new me

The much appreciated

The new me

Imagine something clever here.

The much appreciated

Scribe of the girls in the basement

The much appreciated

aka Dylan di Vilde

Imagine something clever here.

Benefactor Member

Sit Down, and Shut Up!