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Then, coated in runny green snot,
She struggled and wriggled and fought.
Then some dogs came along,
She struggled and wriggled and fought.
Then some dogs came along,
Then, coated in runny green snot,
She struggled and wriggled and fought.
Then some dogs came along,
And she broke out in song
She struggled and wriggled and fought.
Then some dogs came along,
And she broke out in song
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Then, coated in runny green snot,
She struggled and wriggled and fought.
Then some dogs came along,
And she broke out in song
"If you run from the law, you get caught."
They put that bad mama in jail.
She struggled and wriggled and fought.
Then some dogs came along,
And she broke out in song
"If you run from the law, you get caught."
They put that bad mama in jail.
They put that bad mama in jail.
Poor thing, she just couldn't make bail.
On her GoFundMe page,
Poor thing, she just couldn't make bail.
On her GoFundMe page,
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They put that bad mama in jail.
Poor thing, she just couldn't make bail.
On her GoFundMe page,
She sought to engage
Poor thing, she just couldn't make bail.
On her GoFundMe page,
She sought to engage
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They put that bad mama in jail.
Poor thing, she just couldn't make bail.
On her GoFundMe page,
She sought to engage
A well funded dude -- epic fail. (Hope it's ok, put on my own ending after two days.)
It's hard to find dudes who have bucks.
Poor thing, she just couldn't make bail.
On her GoFundMe page,
She sought to engage
A well funded dude -- epic fail. (Hope it's ok, put on my own ending after two days.)
It's hard to find dudes who have bucks.
It's hard to find dudes who have bucks.
Hunting season is closed (just my luck.)
But if you are clever
Hunting season is closed (just my luck.)
But if you are clever
It's hard to find dudes who have bucks.
Hunting season is closed (just my luck.)
But if you are clever,
and never say never
Hunting season is closed (just my luck.)
But if you are clever,
and never say never
It's hard to find dudes who have bucks.
Hunting season is closed (just my luck.)
But if you are clever,
and never say never
you’ll possibly find one who cooks.
She just couldn’t get it to fit
Hunting season is closed (just my luck.)
But if you are clever,
and never say never
you’ll possibly find one who cooks.
She just couldn’t get it to fit
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She just couldn´t get it to fit
Though she wriggled and struggled and bit
She got stuck halfway in
Though she wriggled and struggled and bit
She got stuck halfway in
She just couldn't get it to fit
Though she wriggled and struggled and bit
She got stuck halfway in
but she raised such a din
Though she wriggled and struggled and bit
She got stuck halfway in
but she raised such a din
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She just couldn't get it to fit
Though she wriggled and struggled and bit
She got stuck halfway in
but she raised such a din
In the end, she'd no choice but to quit.
So she ended up stuck in her Spanx
Though she wriggled and struggled and bit
She got stuck halfway in
but she raised such a din
In the end, she'd no choice but to quit.
So she ended up stuck in her Spanx
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So she ended up stuck in her Spanx
Which enticed many fetishist cranks
It embarrassed her so,
She decided to go
Which enticed many fetishist cranks
It embarrassed her so,
She decided to go
So she ended up stuck in her Spanx
Which enticed many fetishist cranks
It embarrassed her so,
She decided to go
See a movie that featured Tom Hanks
She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
Which enticed many fetishist cranks
It embarrassed her so,
She decided to go
See a movie that featured Tom Hanks
She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
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So she ended up stuck in her Spanx
Which enticed many fetishist cranks
It embarrassed her so,
She decided to go
See a movie that featured Tom Hanks
She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
And thereby annoying the crowd
Which enticed many fetishist cranks
It embarrassed her so,
She decided to go
See a movie that featured Tom Hanks
She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
And thereby annoying the crowd
She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
And thereby annoying the crowd
They stared and they hissed
And thereby annoying the crowd
They stared and they hissed
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She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
And thereby annoying the crowd
They stared and they hissed,
And they came to insist
And thereby annoying the crowd
They stared and they hissed,
And they came to insist
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She ate popcorn and laughed very loud
And thereby annoying the crowd
They stared and they hissed,
And they came to insist
That she leave right away. She did, cowed.
It's tough when your Spanx are too small
And thereby annoying the crowd
They stared and they hissed,
And they came to insist
That she leave right away. She did, cowed.
It's tough when your Spanx are too small