Limericks Still Live!

Bufty · May 26, 2018

He waved it and chanted a spell,
and a mist wafted in o'er the dell.
Smelling just like burnt weed,
It heightened their need
And sweating and heaving they fell

They clung to each other as one

Nymtoc · May 27, 2018

They clung to each other as one
In the warmth of the jolly old sun

Bufty · May 27, 2018

They clung to each other as one
In the warmth of the jolly old sun.
As their passion rose higher

CDSinex · May 27, 2018

They clung to each other as one
In the warmth of the jolly old sun.
As their passion rose higher,
and a crowd moving nigher,

Nymtoc · May 27, 2018

They clung to each other as one
In the warmth of the jolly old sun.
As their passion rose higher,
and a crowd moving nigher,
They jumped up and started to run.

But strangely, they didn't go far

Marissa D · May 27, 2018

But strangely, they didn't go far
Having mislaid the keys to the car

Bufty · May 28, 2018

But strangely, they didn't go far
Having mislaid the keys to the car.
So she hopped on his back

CDSinex · May 28, 2018

But strangely, they didn't go far
Having mislaid the keys to the car.
So she hopped on his back,
and gave him a whack.

Nymtoc · May 28, 2018

But strangely, they didn't go far
Having mislaid the keys to the car.
So she hopped on his back,
and gave him a whack,
And they headed for O'Leary's Bar.

The barflies looked up with surprise

Bufty · May 29, 2018

The barflies looked up with surprise
At the dame with the big bulging eyes

Lavern08 · May 29, 2018

The barflies looked up with surprise
At the dame with the big, bulging eyes
As they eased out the door

Sam Artisan · May 29, 2018

The barflies looked up with surprise
At the dame with the big, bulging eyes
As they eased out the door
and escaped to the moor

Marissa D · May 30, 2018

The barflies looked up with surprise
At the dame with the big, bulging eyes
As they eased out the door
and escaped to the moor,
They were pelted with moldy pot pies.

A mosquito is driving me mad

risk10 · May 31, 2018

A mosquito is driving me mad
And it is buzzing all over my pad

CDSinex · May 31, 2018

A mosquito is driving me mad,
And it is buzzing all over my pad.
To kill it's bad karma

Bufty · Jun 1, 2018

A mosquito is driving me mad,
And it is buzzing all over my pad.
To kill it's bad karma
Its sting could well harmya

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2018

A mosquito is driving me mad,
And it is buzzing all over my pad.
To kill it's bad karma
Its sting could well harmya,
So don't go sashayin' unclad.

I found something strange in my soup

CDSinex · Jun 1, 2018

I found something strange in my soup.
It was brown and round like deer poop.

Marissa D · Jun 1, 2018

I found something strange in my soup.
It was brown and round like deer poop.
Then it waved and squeaked, "Hi!"

Nymtoc · Jun 1, 2018

I found something strange in my soup.
It was brown and round like deer poop.
Then it waved and squeaked, "Hi!"
And I let out a cry

Bufty · Jun 3, 2018

I found something strange in my soup.
It was brown and round like deer poop.
Then it waved and squeaked, "Hi!"
And I let out a cry
As the blasted thing spat in my eye.

I fumbled around in the bowl

Matera the Mad · Jun 3, 2018

I fumbled around in the bowl
Until, with a disgusted howl,

Sam Artisan · Jun 7, 2018

I fumbled around in the bowl
Until, with a disgusted howl,
the mushroom burst free

Nymtoc · Jun 7, 2018

I fumbled around in the bowl
Until, with a disgusted howl,
the mushroom burst free
And said, "Fiddle-dee-dee"

CDSinex · Jun 8, 2018

I fumbled around in the bowl
Until, with a disgusted howl,
the mushroom burst free
And said, "Fiddle-dee-dee,"
then ran off to live with a troll.

When Sally was crossing a bridge

Limericks Still Live!

Where have the last ten years gone?

Benefactor Member

Where have the last ten years gone?

Imagine something clever here.

Benefactor Member

Scribe of the girls in the basement

Where have the last ten years gone?

Imagine something clever here.

Benefactor Member

Where have the last ten years gone?

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Held captive by angry blue elves.

Scribe of the girls in the basement

Imagine something clever here.

Where have the last ten years gone?

Benefactor Member

Imagine something clever here.

Scribe of the girls in the basement

Benefactor Member

Where have the last ten years gone?

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Held captive by angry blue elves.

Benefactor Member

Imagine something clever here.