Limericks Still Live!
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For mammals that teeter and totter,
Beware if you don't have a spotter.
And if you fall down,
Beware if you don't have a spotter.
And if you fall down,
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For mammals that teeter and totter,
Beware if you don't have a spotter.
And if you fall down,
And act like a clown
Beware if you don't have a spotter.
And if you fall down,
And act like a clown
For mammals that teeter and totter,
Beware if you don't have a spotter.
And if you fall down,
And act like a clown
you’ll be slaughtered like Tarka the Otter
A priest, name of Father O’Kelly
Beware if you don't have a spotter.
And if you fall down,
And act like a clown
you’ll be slaughtered like Tarka the Otter
A priest, name of Father O’Kelly
A priest, name of Father O’Kelly
Made altar boys rub his fat belly
Then one said, "Hell no!"Made altar boys rub his fat belly
A priest, name of Father O’Kelly
Made altar boys rub his fat belly
Then one said, "Hell no!"
as he made quite a show
Made altar boys rub his fat belly
Then one said, "Hell no!"
as he made quite a show
A priest, name of Father O’Kelly
Made altar boys rub his fat belly
Then one said, "Hell no!"
as he made quite a show
“But I’ll dress up as Liza Minelli”
There was a young man from Albania
Made altar boys rub his fat belly
Then one said, "Hell no!"
as he made quite a show
“But I’ll dress up as Liza Minelli”
There was a young man from Albania
There was a young man from Albania,
who had a most curious mania.
He counted red cars
and twinkling stars
who had a most curious mania.
He counted red cars
and twinkling stars
There was a young man from Albania,
who had a most curious mania.
He counted red cars
and twinkling stars
and the vampires in Transylvaia.
John Johnson loved mulberry wine
who had a most curious mania.
He counted red cars
and twinkling stars
and the vampires in Transylvaia.
John Johnson loved mulberry wine
John Johnson loved mulberry wine
so much that he's now drunk up mine.
So I poured out another
so much that he's now drunk up mine.
So I poured out another
John Johnson loved mulberry wine
so much that he's now drunk up mine.
So I poured out another
not for him but my brother
so much that he's now drunk up mine.
So I poured out another
not for him but my brother
John Johnson loved mulberry wine
so much that he's now drunk up mine.
So I poured out another
not for him but my brother
whose outlook is somewhat malign.
We are now flowing freely once more
so much that he's now drunk up mine.
So I poured out another
not for him but my brother
whose outlook is somewhat malign.
We are now flowing freely once more
We are now flowing freely once more
After having been stuck in the door
It's fun to be back!
In the limerick pack
After having been stuck in the door
It's fun to be back!
In the limerick pack
We are now flowing freely once more
After having been stuck in the door
It's fun to be back
In the limerick pack!
IRL sometimes seems like a chore.
How best to approach this fine thread?
After having been stuck in the door
It's fun to be back
In the limerick pack!
IRL sometimes seems like a chore.
How best to approach this fine thread?
How best to approach this fine thread?
When the doggos are touched in the head?
Says the broken arsed horse
Bring it, CW!
When the doggos are touched in the head?
Says the broken arsed horse
Bring it, CW!
How best to approach this fine thread?
When the doggos are touched in the head?
Says the broken arsed horse
To the canine (so coarse!)
Bite me, fuzzball
When the doggos are touched in the head?
Says the broken arsed horse
To the canine (so coarse!)
Bite me, fuzzball
How best to approach this fine thread?
When the doggos are touched in the head?
Says the broken arsed horse
To the canine (so coarse!)
Do canneries prefer live or dead?
Rest assured, horse, the biting will come
When the doggos are touched in the head?
Says the broken arsed horse
To the canine (so coarse!)
Do canneries prefer live or dead?
Rest assured, horse, the biting will come