Hallo, she announced, I’m Ludmilla,
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth
('scuse my lisp) never ceath
he’s a small furry serial killer.
They’ve got a new sheriff in town, 'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed,
drinking beer in a bed
With a hobo, a dentist, and clown.
The new sheriff vowed to clean up,
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real;
when he told him to heel
A gremlin appeared and said “ ‘sup?”
When fae folk pretend to be hounds, they use only verbs, never nouns. Their adjectives, though, unmistakably show
that they value big, long words in pounds.
Watch out for the grammar police! Their search for offenders won’t cease. Skip an Oxford comma,
You'll endure such a drama,
and not have one moment of peace.
It rained when she went to the beach, and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole,
and uncovered a troll,
and the two of them dined on a peach.
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