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Nymtoc · Jan 2, 2018

(With three responses ending in "sieve," I'll choose the last one and proceed. Let's not fret over this sort of thing. Onward! :troll

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It's pelting with rain where I live
My clothes do resemble a sieve.
I'm soaked to the core

Nightfly · Jan 2, 2018

Mine was just a joke but...all the same

oneblindmouse · Jan 2, 2018

It's pelting with rain where I live
My clothes do resemble a sieve.
I'm soaked to the core.
I'm wet. What a bore!

Nymtoc · Jan 3, 2018

It's pelting with rain where I live
My clothes do resemble a sieve.
I'm soaked to the core.
I'm wet. What a bore!
Want some swear words? I've plenty to give!

If this foul weather doesn't improve

oneblindmouse · Jan 3, 2018

If this foul weather doesn't improve
I seriously think I shall move

Woollybear · Jan 3, 2018

If this foul weather doesn't improve
I seriously think I shall move
With a sieve on my head,

oneblindmouse · Jan 3, 2018

If this foul weather doesn't improve
I seriously think I shall move
With a sieve on my head,
I might well end up dead

Marissa D · Jan 3, 2018

If this foul weather doesn't improve
I seriously think I shall move
With a sieve on my head,
I might well end up dead
Or seriously out of my groove.

It's so cold, it's making me itch

oneblindmouse · Jan 3, 2018

It's so cold it's making me itch
Despite my not wearing a stitch

Nymtoc · Jan 3, 2018

It's so cold it's making me itch
Despite my not wearing a stitch
What shall I do now?

Nightfly · Jan 3, 2018

It's so cold it's making me itch
Despite my not wearing a stitch
What shall I do now?
I'll steal a snowplow,

Nymtoc · Jan 3, 2018

It's so cold it's making me itch
Despite my not wearing a stitch
What shall I do now?
I'll steal a snowplow,
And hope I don't end in a ditch.

My button is bigger than yours!

Marissa D · Jan 3, 2018

My button is bigger than yours!
Much better for starting up wars

CDSinex · Jan 3, 2018

My button is bigger than yours!
Much better for starting up wars.
Though my hands are quite small,

Matera the Mad · Jan 3, 2018

My button is bigger than yours!
Much better for starting up wars.
Though my hands are quite small,
They suffice to appal

Nymtoc · Jan 4, 2018

My button is bigger than yours!
Much better for starting up wars.
Though my hands are quite small,
They suffice to appal.
Soon you'll all be extinct! Dinosaurs!

There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way

Marissa D · Jan 4, 2018

There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
So I'll just stay in bed for the day

Nightfly · Jan 4, 2018

There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
So I'll just stay in bed for the day
The weather girl's telling me

Matera the Mad · Jan 4, 2018

There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
So I'll just stay in bed for the day
The weather girl tells me
It's so bad she can't see

Nymtoc · Jan 5, 2018

There's a 'bomb cyclone' coming our way
So I'll just stay in bed for the day
The weather girl tells me
It's so bad she can't see.
So I'll stay home, sipping frappé.

Every morning I rise with the sun

oneblindmouse · Jan 5, 2018

Every morning I rise with the sun
After sleeping as chaste as a nun

Nymtoc · Jan 5, 2018

Every morning I rise with the sun
After sleeping as chaste as a nun.
Then I go for a jog

Marissa D · Jan 5, 2018

Every morning I rise with the sun
After sleeping as chaste as a nun.
Then I go for a jog,
Brush my teeth, feed the dog

oneblindmouse · Jan 5, 2018

Every morning I rise with the sun
After sleeping as chaste as a nun.
Then I go for a jog,
Brush my teeth, feed the dog
And then go out and have lots of fun.

The builders have ripped out my floor

Woollybear · Jan 5, 2018

The builders have ripped out my floor
I've asked them to do so much more

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