Fred wasn't too pleased with his fate
He had no permission to date
Bob's widow, he spurned
(he'd often been burned)
He had no permission to date
Bob's widow, he spurned
(he'd often been burned)
Limericks Still Live!
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Fred wasn't too pleased with his fate
He had no permission to date
Bob's widow, he spurned
(he'd often been burned)
Enraged she hit Fred with a plate
The widow grew fond of a pig
He had no permission to date
Bob's widow, he spurned
(he'd often been burned)
Enraged she hit Fred with a plate
The widow grew fond of a pig
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The widow grew fond of a pig
and dressed it up in a fine wig
With matching high heels
Made cute piggy squeals
and dressed it up in a fine wig
With matching high heels
Made cute piggy squeals
The widow grew fond of a pig
and dressed it up in a fine wig
With matching high heels
Made cute piggy squeals
and danced a preposterous jig.
The case of Little Boy Blue
and dressed it up in a fine wig
With matching high heels
Made cute piggy squeals
and danced a preposterous jig.
The case of Little Boy Blue
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The case of Little Boy Blue
Who married a drunk kangaroo
He liked her big feet
She found his tastes sweet
Who married a drunk kangaroo
He liked her big feet
She found his tastes sweet
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The case of Little Boy Blue
Who married a drunk kangaroo
He liked her big feet
She found his tastes sweet
Till Fred sold them both to the zoo
A donkey stole all of my cash
Who married a drunk kangaroo
He liked her big feet
She found his tastes sweet
Till Fred sold them both to the zoo
A donkey stole all of my cash
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A donkey stole all of my cash
And burnt all my photos to ash.
He laughed in my face
I cried in disgrace
And burnt all my photos to ash.
He laughed in my face
I cried in disgrace
A donkey stole all of my cash
And burnt all my photos to ash.
He laughed in my face
I cried in disgrace,
Cuz my life had been totally trashed.
Then I went to a life coach who said,
And burnt all my photos to ash.
He laughed in my face
I cried in disgrace,
Cuz my life had been totally trashed.
Then I went to a life coach who said,
Then I went to a life coach who said,
"We'll refocus the goals in your head.
Try knitting some socks
"We'll refocus the goals in your head.
Try knitting some socks
Then I went to a life coach who said,
"We'll refocus the goals in your head.
Try knitting some socks
or picking some locks
"We'll refocus the goals in your head.
Try knitting some socks
or picking some locks
Then I went to a life coach who said,
"We'll refocus the goals in your head.
Try knitting some socks
or picking some locks
or taking two hookers to bed”
I pondered his kindly advice
"We'll refocus the goals in your head.
Try knitting some socks
or picking some locks
or taking two hookers to bed”
I pondered his kindly advice
I pondered his kindly advice
Surely one prostitute would suffice?
They say "Less is More"
although…. not with a whore
Surely one prostitute would suffice?
They say "Less is More"
although…. not with a whore
I pondered his kindly advice
Surely one prostitute would suffice?
They say "Less is More"
although…. not with a whore
Not unless she will copulate twice
But many professional girls
Surely one prostitute would suffice?
They say "Less is More"
although…. not with a whore
Not unless she will copulate twice
But many professional girls
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TWOFER!! (and smutty! Noooo! where have I been all of these past weeks?)
But many professional girls
Charge extra to fondle your pearls
If cast before swine
***
But many professional girls
would sooner have congress with squirrels
And a chipmunk or two
Hey CW, FYI 'girls' doesn't rhyme with 'squirrels'. dumb horse
But many professional girls
Charge extra to fondle your pearls
If cast before swine
***
But many professional girls
would sooner have congress with squirrels
And a chipmunk or two
Hey CW, FYI 'girls' doesn't rhyme with 'squirrels'. dumb horse