Limericks Still Live!
- Thread starter Sir_Nigel
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Jill asked Jack to climb up the hill,
Hoping secretly he'd take a spill
His fortunes she'd gain
Hoping secretly he'd take a spill
His fortunes she'd gain
Jill asked Jack to climb up the hill,
hoping secretly he'd take a spill.
His fortunes she'd gain
once Jack had been slain
hoping secretly he'd take a spill.
His fortunes she'd gain
once Jack had been slain
Jill asked Jack to climb up the hill,
hoping secretly he'd take a spill.
His fortunes she'd gain
once Jack had been slain
leaving her the pail in the will.
Little Bo-Peep had one black sheep
hoping secretly he'd take a spill.
His fortunes she'd gain
once Jack had been slain
leaving her the pail in the will.
Little Bo-Peep had one black sheep
Little Bo-Peep had one black sheep
who looked in the mirror and started to weep.
Where wool should have been
who looked in the mirror and started to weep.
Where wool should have been
Little Bo-Peep had one black sheep
who looked in the mirror and started to weep.
Where wool should have been
not a hair could be seen
who looked in the mirror and started to weep.
Where wool should have been
not a hair could be seen
Little Bo-Peep had one black sheep
who looked in the mirror and started to weep.
Where wool should have been
not a hair could be seen--
someone shaved the poor sheep in his sleep.
In the bookstore just off of the square
who looked in the mirror and started to weep.
Where wool should have been
not a hair could be seen--
someone shaved the poor sheep in his sleep.
In the bookstore just off of the square
In the bookstore just off of the square
browsed a man with a wool wig for hair
As he selected some Proust
browsed a man with a wool wig for hair
As he selected some Proust
In the bookstore just off of the square
browsed a man with a wool wig for hair
As he selected some Proust
while an old tomcat moused,
browsed a man with a wool wig for hair
As he selected some Proust
while an old tomcat moused,
In the bookstore just off of the square
browsed a man with a wool wig for hair
As he selected some Proust
while an old tomcat moused,
a rat claimed his wig for its lair
The tomcat advanced with a hiss
browsed a man with a wool wig for hair
As he selected some Proust
while an old tomcat moused,
a rat claimed his wig for its lair
The tomcat advanced with a hiss
The tomcat advanced with a hiss,
but the rat thought nothing amiss.
The last thing the rat saw,
but the rat thought nothing amiss.
The last thing the rat saw,
The tomcat advanced with a hiss,
but the rat thought nothing amiss.
Last thing the rat saw
was a swiping clawed paw
but the rat thought nothing amiss.
Last thing the rat saw
was a swiping clawed paw
The tomcat advanced with a hiss,
but the rat thought nothing amiss.
Last thing the rat saw
was a swiping clawed paw
and a quick trip into the abyss--
This has got far too grim--lighten up!
but the rat thought nothing amiss.
Last thing the rat saw
was a swiping clawed paw
and a quick trip into the abyss--
This has got far too grim--lighten up!
This has got far too grim--lighten up!
Write of rainbows, a kitten, a pup!
With glitter galore
Write of rainbows, a kitten, a pup!
With glitter galore
This has got far too grim--lighten up!
Write of rainbows, a kitten, a pup!
With glitter galore
and some chocolate--then more!
Write of rainbows, a kitten, a pup!
With glitter galore
and some chocolate--then more!
This has got far too grim--lighten up!
Write of rainbows, a kitten, a pup!
With glitter galore
and some chocolate--then more!
We'll perform it on Broadway--Yup yup!
Let's sing a nice song about love.
Write of rainbows, a kitten, a pup!
With glitter galore
and some chocolate--then more!
We'll perform it on Broadway--Yup yup!
Let's sing a nice song about love.
Let's sing a nice song about love
with neither a push nor a shove.
Cuz the birds and the bees,
with neither a push nor a shove.
Cuz the birds and the bees,
Let's sing a nice song about love
with neither a push nor a shove.
Cuz the birds and the bees
make love with such ease
with neither a push nor a shove.
Cuz the birds and the bees
make love with such ease
Let's sing a nice song about love
with neither a push nor a shove.
Cuz the birds and the bees
make love with such ease
We're surrounded by lovey-dove-dove.
It's Friday! It's Friday! Hurray!
with neither a push nor a shove.
Cuz the birds and the bees
make love with such ease
We're surrounded by lovey-dove-dove.
It's Friday! It's Friday! Hurray!