Rest assured, horse, the biting will come;
We are writers, of course, and not dumb
We come in all sizes
We are writers, of course, and not dumb
We come in all sizes
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Rest assured, horse, the biting will come;
We are writers, of course, and not dumb
We come in all sizes
And cheat to win prizes*
*insider info! It’s the only explanation!
We are writers, of course, and not dumb
We come in all sizes
And cheat to win prizes*
*insider info! It’s the only explanation!
Rest assured, horse, the biting will come;
We are writers, of course, and not dumb
We come in all sizes
And cheat to win prizes*
'gainst opponents who brains are most numb
*QFT
The score is dogs 4, horses nil
We are writers, of course, and not dumb
We come in all sizes
And cheat to win prizes*
'gainst opponents who brains are most numb
*QFT
The score is dogs 4, horses nil
The score is dogs 4, horses nil
So the horses will pick up the bill.
And the dogs will rejoice,
So the horses will pick up the bill.
And the dogs will rejoice,
The score is dogs 4, horses nil
So the horses will pick up the bill.
And the dogs will rejoice,
When they find their true voice
So the horses will pick up the bill.
And the dogs will rejoice,
When they find their true voice
The score is dogs 4, horses nil
So the horses will pick up the bill.
And the dogs will rejoice,
When they find their true voice,
they'll howl in a fashion most shrill.
No critters were harmed in this verse,
So the horses will pick up the bill.
And the dogs will rejoice,
When they find their true voice,
they'll howl in a fashion most shrill.
No critters were harmed in this verse,
No critters were harmed in this verse,
the butcher’s bill could have been worse
For his thumb on the scale
the butcher’s bill could have been worse
For his thumb on the scale
No critters were harmed in this verse,
the butcher’s bill could have been worse
For his thumb on the scale
Pressed down hard on some whale
the butcher’s bill could have been worse
For his thumb on the scale
Pressed down hard on some whale
No critters were harmed in this verse,
the butcher’s bill could have been worse
For his thumb on the scale
Pressed down hard on some whale
As each customer emptied a purse.
Sean Sillaby suffered from stress.
the butcher’s bill could have been worse
For his thumb on the scale
Pressed down hard on some whale
As each customer emptied a purse.
Sean Sillaby suffered from stress.
Sean Sillaby suffered from stress,
when pronouncing the letter "s".
But the qs and the ps,
Stuttered out with less ease
when pronouncing the letter "s".
But the qs and the ps,
Stuttered out with less ease
Sean Sillaby suffered from stress,
when pronouncing the letter "s".
But the qs and the ps,
Stuttered out with less ease,
all detracted from vocal finesse.
So he went to a doctor of speech
when pronouncing the letter "s".
But the qs and the ps,
Stuttered out with less ease,
all detracted from vocal finesse.
So he went to a doctor of speech
So he went to a doctor of speech,
who picked up her favorite leech.
She said open wide,
I'll slip it inside
who picked up her favorite leech.
She said open wide,
I'll slip it inside
So he went to a doctor of speech,
who picked up her favorite leech.
She said open wide,
I'll slip it inside
along with this bottle of bleach.
He took to his heels and fled.
who picked up her favorite leech.
She said open wide,
I'll slip it inside
along with this bottle of bleach.
He took to his heels and fled.
He took to his heels and fled,
ran home and hid under his bed.
But after three days
he emerged in a haze
ran home and hid under his bed.
But after three days
he emerged in a haze
He took to his heels and fled,
ran home and hid under his bed.
But after three days
he emerged in a haze,
collapsed and now sadly, is dead.
But on a more cheerful note
ran home and hid under his bed.
But after three days
he emerged in a haze,
collapsed and now sadly, is dead.
But on a more cheerful note
