Limericks Still Live!
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Hallo, she announced, I’m Ludmilla,
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth,
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth,
Hallo, she announced, I’m Ludmilla,
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth
('scuse my lisp) never ceath
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth
('scuse my lisp) never ceath
Hallo, she announced, I’m Ludmilla,
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth
('scuse my lisp) never ceath
he’s a small furry serial killer.
They’ve got a new sheriff in town
and this is my cute pet chinchilla.
His razor sharp teeth
('scuse my lisp) never ceath
he’s a small furry serial killer.
They’ve got a new sheriff in town
They’ve got a new sheriff in town,
'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed
'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed
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They’ve got a new sheriff in town,
'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed,
drinking beer in a bed
'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed,
drinking beer in a bed
They’ve got a new sheriff in town,
'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed,
drinking beer in a bed
With a hobo, a dentist, and clown.
The new sheriff vowed to clean up
'cause the old one had to step down.
He was caught in the shed,
drinking beer in a bed
With a hobo, a dentist, and clown.
The new sheriff vowed to clean up
The new sheriff vowed to clean up,
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real,
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real,
The new sheriff vowed to clean up,
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real;
when he told him to heel
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real;
when he told him to heel
The new sheriff vowed to clean up,
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real;
when he told him to heel
A gremlin appeared and said “ ‘sup?”
When fae folk pretend to be hounds
with the help of his Rottweiler pup.
But, the dog wasn't real;
when he told him to heel
A gremlin appeared and said “ ‘sup?”
When fae folk pretend to be hounds
When fae folk pretend to be hounds,
they use only verbs, never nouns.
Their adjectives, though,
they use only verbs, never nouns.
Their adjectives, though,
When fae folk pretend to be hounds,
they use only verbs, never nouns.
Their adjectives, though,
unmistakably show
they use only verbs, never nouns.
Their adjectives, though,
unmistakably show
When fae folk pretend to be hounds,
they use only verbs, never nouns.
Their adjectives, though,
unmistakably show
that they value big, long words in pounds.
Watch out for the grammar police!
they use only verbs, never nouns.
Their adjectives, though,
unmistakably show
that they value big, long words in pounds.
Watch out for the grammar police!
Watch out for the grammar police!
Their search for offenders won’t cease.
Skip an Oxford comma,
Their search for offenders won’t cease.
Skip an Oxford comma,
Watch out for the grammar police!
Their search for offenders won’t cease.
Skip an Oxford comma,
You'll endure such a drama
Their search for offenders won’t cease.
Skip an Oxford comma,
You'll endure such a drama
Watch out for the grammar police!
Their search for offenders won’t cease.
Skip an Oxford comma,
You'll endure such a drama,
and not have one moment of peace.
It rained when she went to the beach
Their search for offenders won’t cease.
Skip an Oxford comma,
You'll endure such a drama,
and not have one moment of peace.
It rained when she went to the beach
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It rained when she went to the beach,
and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole
and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole
It rained when she went to the beach,
and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole,
and uncovered a troll
and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole,
and uncovered a troll
It rained when she went to the beach,
and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole,
and uncovered a troll,
and the two of them dined on a peach.
With marmalade, lobster's divine.
and that sucked. (A figure of speech.)
So she dug a large hole,
and uncovered a troll,
and the two of them dined on a peach.
With marmalade, lobster's divine.