The rest of my flight was a breeze Despite being sore in the knees. I sat back and snoozed, being thoroughly boozed,
while my three-year-old did what he pleased.
As he ran up and down the aisles
and called out in glee, "My name's Niles!
I like to make noise,
And bang on my toys,
Annoying you blokes all the whiles!"
But the child was truly a devil And treated the dame on the level.
When she said, "Bite your tongue!"
She replied, "I'm too young!
Don't believe me? Go ask Uncle Neville!"
At the end of the dock stood a man
By a poster that said: "Yes, we can!"
Someone shouted, "Can what!"
He said, "Stop the plot
to march into Uzbekistan!”
Whilst walking one day in the wood I came upon Robin the Hood He wore orange, not green,
as he left the latrine,
so I said, "Pray explain, if you could."
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