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The rest of my flight was a breeze
Despite being sore in the knees.
I sat back and snoozed,
being thoroughly boozed,
 

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The rest of my flight was a breeze
Despite being sore in the knees.
I sat back and snoozed,
being thoroughly boozed,
while my three-year-old did what he pleased.

As he ran up and down the
aisles
 

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As he ran up and down the aisles
and called out in glee, "My name's Niles!"
 

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As he ran up and down the aisles
and called out in glee, "My name's Niles!"
I like to make noise,
 

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As he ran up and down the aisles
and called out in glee, "My name's Niles!
I like to make noise,
And bang on my toys

 

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As he ran up and down the aisles
and called out in glee, "My name's Niles!
I like to make noise,
And bang on my toys,
Annoying you blokes all the whiles!"

The woman in seat 30-D
 

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The woman in seat 30-D
Said, "Sonny, you're bothering me!"
Go back to your dad
 

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The woman in seat 30-D
Said, "Sonny, you're bothering me!"
Go back to your dad,
That lazy old cad,
 

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The woman in seat 30-D
Said, "Sonny, you're bothering me!"
Go back to your dad,
That lazy old cad,
So I can enjoy my ice tea!"

But the child was truly a devil

 

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But the child was truly a devil
And treated the dame on the level.
When she said, "Bite your tongue!"
 

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But the child was truly a devil
And treated the dame on the level.
When she said, "Bite your tongue!"
She replied, "I'm too young!"
 

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But the child was truly a devil
And treated the dame on the level.
When she said, "Bite your tongue!"
She replied, "I'm too young!
Don't believe me? Go ask Uncle Neville!"

At the end of the dock stood a man.




 

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At the end of the dock stood a man
By a poster that said: "Yes, we can!"
 

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At the end of the dock stood a man
By a poster that said: "Yes, we can!"
Someone shouted, "Can what!"
 

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At the end of the dock stood a man
By a poster that said: "Yes, we can!"
Someone shouted, "Can what!"
He said, "Stop the plot!

 

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At the end of the dock stood a man
By a poster that said: "Yes, we can!"
Someone shouted, "Can what!"
He said, "Stop the plot
to march into Uzbekistan!”


Whilst walking one day in the wood
 
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Whilst walking one day in the wood
I came upon Robin the Hood
He wore orange, not green
 

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Whilst walking one day in the wood
I came upon Robin the Hood
He wore orange, not green,
as he left the latrine.
 

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Whilst walking one day in the wood
I came upon Robin the Hood
He wore orange, not green,
as he left the latrine,
so I said, "Pray explain, if you could."

"Explain what, thou varlet?" quoth he.
 
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"Explain what, thou varlet?" quoth he.
"As you see, I just finished a pee."
 

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"Explain what, thou varlet?" quoth he.
"As you see, I just finished a pee."
"Where is Little John?
 

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"Explain what, thou varlet?" quoth he.
"As you see, I just finished a pee."
"Where’s Little John
and Diminutive Ron?”