But pride came before a great fall
(his cave 'twas on a cliff, after all)
In a fuddle one night
(his cave 'twas on a cliff, after all)
In a fuddle one night
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But pride came before a great fall
(his cave 'twas on a cliff, after all)
In a fuddle one night
he tried to take flight
(his cave 'twas on a cliff, after all)
In a fuddle one night
he tried to take flight
But pride came before a great fall
(his cave 'twas on a cliff, after all)
In a fuddle one night
he tried to take flight
Plummeted o'er the edge with a bawl.
That fall, 'twas quite a long drop
(his cave 'twas on a cliff, after all)
In a fuddle one night
he tried to take flight
Plummeted o'er the edge with a bawl.
That fall, 'twas quite a long drop
That fall, 'twas quite a long drop,
but he landed in sand and went plop
Quicksand! What a mess
but he landed in sand and went plop
Quicksand! What a mess
That fall, 'twas quite a long drop,
but he landed in sand and went plop
Quicksand! What a mess.
And me naked, no less.
but he landed in sand and went plop
Quicksand! What a mess.
And me naked, no less.
That fall, 'twas quite a long drop,
but he landed in sand and went plop
Quicksand! What a mess.
And me naked, no less.
Said the hermit, "I'll call out a cop!"
But the hermit had no way to phone
but he landed in sand and went plop
Quicksand! What a mess.
And me naked, no less.
Said the hermit, "I'll call out a cop!"
But the hermit had no way to phone
But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
(and Patty naked, no less)
He was, once again, all alone.
(and Patty naked, no less)
But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
(and Patty naked, no less)
Gadzooks! Here's a dress!
He was, once again, all alone.
(and Patty naked, no less)
Gadzooks! Here's a dress!
But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
and Patty naked, no less.
(It's true. I confess.)
(TWO FER!!!)
He was, once again, all alone.
and Patty naked, no less.
(It's true. I confess.)
(TWO FER!!!)
OMG AWESOME TWOFER!!!
But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
(and Patty naked, no less)
Gadzooks! Here's a dress!
But the doggy just chewed on his bone.
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But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
and Patty naked, no less.
(It's true. I confess.
It helps securing a personal loan.)
***
Are these limericks once more going there?
But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
(and Patty naked, no less)
Gadzooks! Here's a dress!
But the doggy just chewed on his bone.
---
But the hermit had no way to phone.
He was, once again, all alone.
and Patty naked, no less.
(It's true. I confess.
It helps securing a personal loan.)
***
Are these limericks once more going there?
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Are these limericks once more going there?
You mean to the fun county fair?
Of course I do, ma'am
You mean to the fun county fair?
Of course I do, ma'am
Are these limericks once more going there?
You mean to the fun county fair?
Of course I do, ma'am
There's a poetry slam.
You mean to the fun county fair?
Of course I do, ma'am
There's a poetry slam.
Are these limericks once more going there?
You mean to the fun county fair?
Of course I do, ma'am
There's a poetry slam.
And to my verse, none can compare.
I'm better than anyone else
You mean to the fun county fair?
Of course I do, ma'am
There's a poetry slam.
And to my verse, none can compare.
I'm better than anyone else
I'm better than anyone else
At petting the wild gazelles
Umm... what's the go with Nymtoc? His post was legit and now we don't have a twofer! Grr...
At petting the wild gazelles
Umm... what's the go with Nymtoc? His post was legit and now we don't have a twofer! Grr...
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I'm better than anyone else
At petting the wild gazelles
and stroking my ... uh... chicken*
*see? I can control myself. Unlike the dog
At petting the wild gazelles
and stroking my ... uh... chicken*
*see? I can control myself. Unlike the dog
I'm better than anyone else
At petting the wild gazelles
and stroking my ... uh... chicken
while my nose I'm a-pickin' *
*being accused, may as well comply since dogs have notoriously poor filters
At petting the wild gazelles
and stroking my ... uh... chicken
while my nose I'm a-pickin' *
*being accused, may as well comply since dogs have notoriously poor filters
I'm better than anyone else
At petting the wild gazelles
and stroking my ... uh... chicken
while my nose I'm a-pickin' *
In search of the source of the smells
This odor is oddly appealing
At petting the wild gazelles
and stroking my ... uh... chicken
while my nose I'm a-pickin' *
In search of the source of the smells
This odor is oddly appealing
TWOFER!! Oh joy!
This odor is oddly appealing
it emanates from the cracked ceiling
The neighbors upstairs,
***
This odor is oddly appealing
A joyous smell, it has me squealing
I looked in my pants
This odor is oddly appealing
it emanates from the cracked ceiling
The neighbors upstairs,
***
This odor is oddly appealing
A joyous smell, it has me squealing
I looked in my pants
This odor is oddly appealing
it emanates from the cracked ceiling
The neighbors upstairs,
Were quite unawares
***
This odor is oddly appealing
A joyous smell, it has me squealing
I looked in my pants
And counted some ants
it emanates from the cracked ceiling
The neighbors upstairs,
Were quite unawares
***
This odor is oddly appealing
A joyous smell, it has me squealing
I looked in my pants
And counted some ants
This odor is oddly appealing
it emanates from the cracked ceiling
The neighbors upstairs,
have burnt their arm hairs
***
This odor is oddly appealing
A joyous smell, it has me squealing
I looked in my pants
Egads! I've got ants!
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FOUR FER!!! (well, more like a three-fer)
it emanates from the cracked ceiling
The neighbors upstairs,
have burnt their arm hairs
***
This odor is oddly appealing
A joyous smell, it has me squealing
I looked in my pants
Egads! I've got ants!
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FOUR FER!!! (well, more like a three-fer)